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more about #beer more comments → sir_pantsalot: Can we assume that Rick Reilly's next book will be a collection of funny tales about selling beer in the mens room? #washingtonredskins more » sir_pantsalot: The real motive behind this is that the Redskins organization does not want to give fans a chance to sober up and realize how much they are paying to ... more » Clarence Rosario: The REAL business opportunity here? Blumpkin vendors. more » Silent Q: I'm looking forward to the following week, when Salisbury, Dee Mirich, and Delonte West race coast-to-coast in the Batshit 1000. more » This is my Star: This might make you want to get drunk [www.latimes.com] more » X-tacle: Australia's legendary Bathurst 1000 motorcar race has been besieged by drunkenness...Only one case of beer, per person, per day. I think this rule i... more » Hatey McLife: A four pack? Stupid metric system. more » David Hume: The worlds of professional golf and pornography were rocked to their respective cores when the legendary Pathurst 1000 video surfaced on the internet. more » Steve U: Excessive corporate intervention doomed the Australian Space Agency's 4-stage parallel rocket design from the get-go. more » Mr. Mangold: What kind of editor for this site says "bat in a double" wtf does that even mean??? You haven't observed a sporting event in person since 1984?? What... more » Stev D: Well, what would you have us do, not give Andruw Jones $18M a year? more » Ken Gryphon Jr.: At the Fens you can get Bud Light for 6.50 or a Guiness for 7.50...and they park the two stands right next to each other...and people still buy Bud Li... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I never thought I'd see a day on Deadspin so flamboyantly gay without Gourmet Spud. more » Stev D: That doesn't even factor in the beer you spill high-fiving your best buds after an awesome sports play! more » Blast it, Biggs: .. and what's up with Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem? more » -
#nfl
Beer In The Bathroom: The Circle Of Life
Drew mentioned this earlier, but it bears further examination. The Redskins are selling beer in FedExField bathrooms? Holy crap, that's awesome. And unsanitary. More » -
#autoracing
Australian Racing Fans Forced To Be Slightly Less Drunk Than Normal
Australia's legendary Bathurst 1000 motorcar race has been besieged by drunkenness in recent years, so this year police are cracking down. Only one case of beer, per person, per day. Show some restraint, people! [Telegraph/Sports Rubbish] -
#drinkup
Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
Why does baseball hate America? America is beer, and baseball hates beer-lovers. More » -
#nfl
Everything's Bigger In Texas, Except The Beers
It's a dark day for fans of the Houston Texans; you're now getting your beer in smaller cups, because you pansies have proven you can't hold your alcohol. More » -
#drunks
"Fan Cans" Let You Chug For Alma Mater
Anheuser-Busch takes the problem of underage drinking very seriously, especially on campus, where binge drinking has become an epidemic. So to demonstrate their solidarity with college-age alcoholics, the company is now producing cans in your favorite school's colors! More » -
#duan
Victorino Beer Drencher Inspires Fans Around The World
An Australian Rules Footballer was the victim of a copycat beer thrower, no doubt inspired by the Wrigley Field hooligans who doused Phillie Shane Victorino. You mess with the bull, you get a cup of Foster's thrown in your face. More » -
#mlb
A Match Made In Barley And Hops
"Hi fellow brewer fans, I am getting married in August and since both of us are diehard crew fans, we are having a brewers themed wedding." Stop right there. Where are you registered and should I bring bottles or cans? [Wrigleyville23] -
#beer
Cardinals Fans Unable To Head For The Mountains
Busch Beer is apparently very hard to come by at Busch Stadium this season. And this is a problem somehow? [Riverfront Times] -
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#soccer
The Kiss Cam Makes The Ladies Wet
The Germans are a strange people. They don't celebrate at sporting events the same way you or I do. More » -
#golf
Nothing Says Quality Like John Daly Merchandise Purchased From A Bus
John Daly may not be allowed to play in The Masters, but that doesn't mean he can't still profit. May he interest you in some slacks? More » -
#mlb
I'm Beginning To Suspect That Canadians Drink Too Much Beer
If you were wondering why the Blue Jays drew only 16,790 against the Tigers on Tuesday, this may have something to do with it: The Rogers Centre banned alcohol for that game. More » -
#mascots
Keggy Returns To Light The Way
As if you needed a reason to love Keggy the Keg — come on, he dispenses school spirit and alcohol! — there's this: Michael Wilbon once called him "That stupid beer thing." More » -
#mma
Jake Rosholt Is Heavily Armed, Has Beer-Fetching Dog
If I were Jake Rosholt, I wouldn't much care if I won my UFC Ultimate Fight Night 17 bout with Alessio Sakara on Saturday. After all, I've got a beer-fetching dog! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Because Really, What Else Do You Need In The Afterlife?
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#superbowlxliii
Not-So-Secret Origin Of The Bud Bowl, Including Surprise, Alternate Ending
Possibly the most enduring Super Bowl advertising campaign of all time was the Bud Bowl, in which football-playing longneck bottles taught us how to love watery, American-made beer once again. More » -
#competitivedrinking
My Super Bowl Party Guest List Is Hereby Set
The years have not been kind to Wendy since leaving Neverland. But she's a lot more fun to hang out with. It goes without saying that's she's a huge celebrity in Japan. More »
