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more about #beijingolympics more comments → Slothrop: Ah yes, 2008. When I still thought of Buzz Bissinger as a Pulitzer Prize winner, not a punchline. more » ArkansasFred: How do you think my Power Pad ended up in my neighbor's rectum? more » StuScott Booyahs: This could be the death of all those sports that no one cares about. more » ClintonPortishead: I took a drug test once. I scored a 7. more » Brazil Thrill: Well, I don't mean to shock you, but everyone there was on drugs. So that's what the Olympics have in common with a Grateful Dead concert. more » the earl of weaver: Did you see the opening ceremonies? How could you not want to get stoned out of your gourd for that? more » Gourmet Spud: I guess officials couldn't release the news until the Canadian marathoner completed the race. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Jesus, I'm DONE with track and field. Oh wait, I never gave a shitburger about it in the first place. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Duct tape, two loaded guns, a cross-country journey in a dilapidated car Add in a handle of Lord Calvert and this was my initial idea for my honeymoon. more » Stev D: I kidnapped Shawon Dunston weeks ago, and no one has seem to notice or care. more » Weed Against Speed: ♬ Me and Mrs. Garrett We got a thing goin' on We both know that it's wrong But it's much too strong To let it go now We gotta be extra careful That ... more » Chamomiles Davis: And so ends Pardue's quest... more » Weed Against Speed: It's too bad this didn't happen when Mark Cuban was on the show. Security might have allowed the guy to enter the building. more » Arsenio Billingham: I use to believe that Geena Davis was doing the same thing to me. The only difference is, when I got in my Chevy Cavalier and drove to the set of Comm... more » chilltown: Robert O'Ryan has been watching Nurse Betty too much. more » -
#olympics
Olympians Still Failing Drug Tests A Year Later
Remember the Beijing Olympics all the way back in the simpler time of late-summer 2008? Well, I don't mean to shock you, but everyone there was on drugs. [Steroid Nation] -
#gymnastics
Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
Duct tape, two loaded guns, a cross-country journey in a dilapidated car; yep, spring is in the air. And that's when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love, and Shawn Johnson. More » -
#michaelphelps
Phelps Bong Hits Feed The Homeless In San Francisco
Kellogg's recent dumping of Michel Phelps as its spokesman had at least one unexpected consequence: The sudden appearance of about 3,800 pounds of cereal at the San Francisco Food Bank. More » -
#beijingolympics
Actually, That Bronze Isn't Looking So Bad Right About Now
Sweden's Ara Abrahamian, who tossed away his Olympic bronze medal in disgust because he thought he had been cheated out of the gold, now, um, wants the bronze back. [The Local] -
#wakeupdeadspin
One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#michaelphelps
Michael Phelps' Sacred Mission: To Sell Japanese Cars In China
Michael Phelps Inc.™® is returning to Beijing, this time to provide every man, woman and child with a brand new car. Expect gas here to be $9 per gallon by next year. More » -
#thebestof2008
The Year In ... The Olympics
So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: The Beijing Olympics.
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#swimming
CSI: Beijing
Came in fourth in the 100 butterfly at the Summer Olympics? There's still hope for a medal. Oh, and if you already have one, we'd suggest hiding it. [NBCSports] -
