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more about #benroethlisberger more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Urlacher sounds this close to challenging Cutler to a du-elle. more » Brazil Thrill: Hines Ward has joined the group "For The Love Of God I'm Not Even Remotely Asian, So Enough With The Engrish Jokes". more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Or, Kyle's formula works in the Chicago offense, while Jay's formula doesn't. He's actually taking shots at the front office and coaching staff; why ... more » Drew Magary: "Also, he's a pussy." more » ClintonPortishead: Ben Roethlisberger's Brain Deemed Unfit To Participate In NFL Game Out: B. Roethlisberger (Vince Young Disease) more » BruschisBrewsky: Meanwhile, Ted Johnson's brain has been deemed unfit to participate in Go Fish game. more » TheStarterWife: Nice picture. Of course this is Luke Ravenstahl's fault. [www.post-gazette.com] more » Richard Starkey: Also acceptable: The official douchebag bar of Manayunk (Mad River, for those in the know) and Also not licensed to be in Philadelphia: college footb... more » Juancho: I'm amazed this isn't in the Cleveland Browns gift shop. It screams Mangini-bear, no? more » MattinglysSideburns: The one made for Chris Brown fans is a panda. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Now I can die in peace. -Timothy Treadwell more » Gravy: "...and I feel really bad for the ex-pats living in New York that can't get their Spotted Cow fix," said Carey. Above, Wisconsin ex-pat Sven Swensen ... more » Civil Negligence: Did anyone ever notice that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew has no eyes!?! more » BruschisBrewsky: Travis Henry just impregnated one. more » svenhoek: I still think this cunt and her lawyer are only ratcheting everything up during the season so Ben will fold and pay the settlement. As for the Pitts... more » -
#nfl
'Tis The Season To Call Out Your Quarterback
Sunday saw two stars publicly questioning their respective QBs. Now, with a few news cycles to think about it, Hines Ward is sorry. Brian Urlacher, not so much.
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#nfl
Ben Roethlisberger's Brain Deemed Unfit To Participate In NFL Game
Jay Glazer has reported that the Pittsburgh Steelers will pin their hopes on the right arm of Dennis Dixon for Sunday's game against the Baltimore Ravens after it was decided that Ben Roethlisberger won't play due to "exercise-induced headaches." [FoxSports] -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
An All-Too-Brief Moment Of Steeler Schadenfreude
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Big Ben's Accuser Is 18 Kinds Of Crazy
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#therich
Here's Some News That Will Depress You: The Reality Of $100K For Top-Tier Athletes
The economically-inclined folks at The Wall Street Journal have taken the time to quantify this sobering figure: It takes A-Rod 6 pitches to make $100k. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Big Ben Hurt; You May Commence Panicking
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#benroethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger's Lawyers Stay On The Offensive
Big Ben's legal team released a series of emails and instant messages sent by his accuser that they say "prove" he did not rape that woman, Andrea McNulty. If IM messages are now irrefutable evidence, then may I suggest this. More » -
#espnombudsman
Don Ohlmeyer Addresses Roethlisberger Story, Learns What "Ombudsman" Means
Former NBC executive Don Ohlmeyer actually opened his first ESPN ombudsman column by reciting the definition of "ombudsman" from the dictionary. And also like a bad graduation speech, he takes way too long to get to the point. More » -
#benroethlisberger
Big Ben Accuser Wanted A Little Ben In Her Belly
I've got too much decency to question the veracity of someone's claims of sexual assault. But it really doesn't help your case when you go bragging about your encounter to co-workers and say you're hoping you've been impregnated. More » -
#sperm
Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like This
What mother wouldn't want a puffy, bloated, thick-necked bouncing baby boy? Thanks to a sperm bank in Los Angeles, you can make your dream of birthing Ben Roethlisberger's baby without sleeping with Ben Roethlisberger come true. More » -
#fin
July: Fin.
We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts fromJuneJuly, starting with No. 10. More » -
#benroethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger's Full Statement About The Sexual Assault Lawsuit
A defiant Big Ben denies "reckless" and "outrageous" allegations of sexual assault, doesn't take media questions, and says he will only address this in the "appropriate forum." (Respect the legal process! Truth prevails!) It's gonna be a long year. [WTAE/ESPN] -
#nfl
Marvin Harrison's Accuser Shot Again, And What This Has To Do With Big Ben
A man who claims he was shot by Marvin Harrison last year was shot again. That's a nebulous sports connection, but you better believe it was on ESPN.com's front page today. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Hey, Look At That
At 11:27 p.m., the World Wide Leader acknowledges Ben Roethlisberger's predicament...[ESPN] -
#mediameltdowns
Does ESPN's "Do Not Report" Policy Make Any Sense?
Still not a peep from ESPN on Ben Roethlisberger's legal troubles—and once again no Blog Buzz on SportsCenter—so as long as Big Ben keeps his mouth shut they're standing behind their decision to not stand behind this story.
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#benroethlisberger
What Exactly Is Ben Roethlisberger Accused Of Anyway?
Now that the people who care have had time to survey and digest the complaint against Pittsburgh's Ben Roethlisberger, a clearer picture has emerged about the accuser and her allegations and it's not pretty. Here's an attempt to summarize:
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#mediameltdowns
Fox's Shepard Smith Explains McNair Case: "Dying Is Not Illegal"
Mike Florio stopped by Shepard Smith's show today to explain the Ben Roethlisberger case to Republicans, but first, Shep had to explain the Steve McNair case. Did you know that getting shot in the head is not a crime? More » -
#espn
ESPN Breaks Its Silence On Ben Roethlisberger
Fantasy Alert: Big Ben is listed as probable for Week 1 (knee, sexual assault lawsuit.) Adjust your rosters accordingly. [ESPN]
