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    Artie Fufkin: Why must all these people have the same fucking album cover? It looks like Daughtery sold him template to Utecht. more »
    Greek McPapadopoulos: Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse. more »
    ClintonPortishead: Utecht had originally been dealt to the Lions, until it was revealed that God has an iron-clad no-trade cluase to Detroit. more »
    UpstateUnderdog: So I'm guessing he doesn't cover Iron Maiden's "666" on this cd. more »
    Hatey McLife: The Bengals should be a good fit for him, Jesus was known to wear his own jersey out in public too. more »
    FozzieBear: This is actually just part of an elaborate bet he made with Dallas Clark about who could have a Platinum album first. He's going to be sorely disappoi... more »
    ArkansasFred: It sucks he converted and started singing. The Utecht Jew-Step was a great dance. more »
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile Gen Uflecht was pissed to find out the Jets re-signed Bubba Franks. more »
    Quake 'n' Shake: Has anyone ever listened to Christian Rock? Forced or voluntarily, doesn't matter. Most of it is crap. Not for the lyrics, but the music and everythin... more »
    Hit Bull Win Steak: Cincinnati tight end Ben Utecht just dropped his first album, a collection of gospel-tinged inspirational power ballads My boy, you are a pilgrim in a... more »
    Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I believe God is going to use his musical gift in a special way. As target practice for Deadspin Commenters to mercilessly belittle him. more »
    Sports-Pun: However, I always thought his real impact would be in Christian music. In other words, he's a really shitty tight end.. more »
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    And Now The Smooth Christian Rock Stylings Of Ben Utecht

    Cincinnati tight end Ben Utecht just dropped his first album, a collection of gospel-tinged inspirational power ballads—because when you think "Bengals football" you should also think about the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. More »