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more about #bethpageblack more comments → MattinglysSideburns: We're on Adventure Island, where floating fruit gives you a free man. more » Starburied: Just twenty miles south, Rory Sabbatini's faced is twisted with confusion when hitting out of the rough he hears, "We're on Fire Island, baby, where m... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: I guess, "We're on Long Island, where men look like the half-a-fag Gotti progeny" doesn't roll off the tongue quite so easily. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Also, we're going to cut it short today for you to make those rained-out Father's Day barbecues Read: Ben has to trim Daulerio's mustache today. more » Karlifornia: Is there anyone rooting for any of these guys besides Woods and Mickelson? Is there anyone outside of his immediate family going "Geez, I really hope ... more » Sean Platz: "...they'll do whatever they can to get in as many holes as possible today." Travis Henry approves of this plan. more » ArkansasFred: That hacker on your local muni, the one with the yips? I'm not too sure what any of that means but I'll just assume it's about opening a pornographic... more » HockeyMountain: They worry about words like joule, though. That really ergs me too. more » Jefferson Tardship: I always thought Bethpage Black sounded like the name of a frigid undergrad coed. So it makes sense that right now dozens of men are waiting in vain f... more » DumpsterDining: 9'1"? That's a fucking gimme in our beer league. more » Stev D: Shall we to the corporate tents for finger sandwiches and glad-handling? more » NordoftheBlings: Fuzzy commented that the greens of Bethpage Black are "playing a little too collard" for his taste. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: The only time I've ever seen it work is Han Solo at the end of Star Wars Episode IV. more » ArkansasFred: THE U.S OPEN IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS!! more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Is that person going to pick his ball up or is it just me? more » -
#golf
The U.S. Open At Bethpage Black, Sponsored By Happy Gilmore
The New York galleries are so lively, we've heard all week. They're great for golf, and the players love it! Turns out, it's all just a euphemism for "New Yorkers like to get tanked and heckle Tiger Woods." More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Let's All Jump Into Puddles
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#golf
Barnes Bears Down At Bethpage
Former US Amateur champion and University of Arizona star Ricky Barnes set the 36 hole US Open scoring record at -8 following the second round 65 he completed in this morning's favorable conditions. More » -
#pga
It's U.S. Open Week And Everyone Needs Takeouts, So...
...let's write about how hard putting is. That hacker on your local muni, the one with the yips? Not so different from the winner at Bethpage Black, if they ever play. They worry about words like joule, though. [WSJ] -
#usopen
The U.S. Open Is
You were probably hoping that following the U.S. Open online would be a nice distraction from work today, but they just suspended play due to heavy rain. Hey, who wants to hear Tiger Woods cuss on teevee? More »OpenFor Business
