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more about #billwalton more comments → Shakey: The first man he mentioned was Neil Young? Bill Walton has moved behind Charles Barkley and Craig Sager on my favorite NBA broadcasters list. more » Chamomiles Davis: "Bill, it's Harvey. Thanks for your birthday message!" "..." "Uh, Bill?" "..." "Bill, are you there? It's me, Harvey!" "Harvey's not here, man." more » Chamomiles Davis: Between this, Curt Schilling and Shawn/Shaun/Sean/Shawon Bradley, it's been like Commenter Christmas around here this morning! more » StanGable: That was the "Dark Star" of answering machine messages more » David Hume: Dear Philadelphia Residents: Thad Matta's great uncle Harvey Pollack has been badmouthing the shit out of the Eagles and Phillies. Let's call him an... more » Kid Canada: I met two famous people in Vegas - Bobby Knight and Sasha Grey. Who would you kick out of YOUR hot tub? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Pat O'Brien then left a voicemail telling Harvey he wanted him to suck his cock. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: you are such an intergalactic treasure. To which Leia responded "you had me at 'Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her, or I'm beginning to like... more » Doyle McPoyle: Oh. My. Gosh. Becky, look at his butt. It's just so...OLD. He looks like one of those cryptkeeper's girlfriends! more » Peter Cavan: Someone did a little too much brown acid at Woodstock. more » David Hume: Here at the Prankazoid Humor network, we've secretly switched Bill Walton's Humboldt County nugs for grass clippings laced with PCP and DMT. We're a... more » Weed Against Speed: Somehow it's not fair that Roger Patterson has long since passed away but the creature he spent his life pursuing still walks free and is able to leav... more » Hatey McLife: What are the odds Walton thinks Harvey is a rabbit? more » wonderlic---myballs: And then there was Billy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like: Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. Thank you. Thank you. more » Gourmet Spud: Steve "Snapper" Jones called Harvey to tell him to go fuck himself. more » -
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An Intergalactic Birthday Greeting From Bill Walton
I hope that I live to see my 87th birthday, if for no other reason than I might be lucky enough to receive a spaced-out answering machine message from Mr. Bill Walton. More » -
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The Greatest Sportscasters Of All Time; A List That's Sure To Confuse You
Not sure when The American Sportscasters Association put out its list of the top 50 sportscasters of all time, but here it is. Berman's in there! And Joe Buck!
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