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more about #bobbybowden more comments → David Hume: That is the content, satisfied smile of a man who has the clout to get a separate phone just for dirty-talk installed in his office. more » Weed Against Speed: I can only imagine how many homemade snuff films have been shown on that projector. more » ScientificMapp: The guy retired, then died 28 days later. And after that, he just wasn't the same. All he could think about was gouging out people's eyes and cough... more » Phintastic: He spelled it wrong. "Emily Bulger." That was just a slip up...that's what you always gave him. Plus, he hates Wisconsin. more » Steve U: Still not as bad as when the 'Mission Accomplished' banner somehow folded over to spell out 'Hi Dad!!1! LoL!!' more » AC_Greens_Virginity: That pimp sure has a lot of liver spots. more » norbizness: If you put a uniform on him, he's the spitting image of the redneck sheriff tormented by James Bond in 'Live and Let Die.' #bobbybowden more » TommTer: It's Pin a note to his wind-breaker, and drop him at the dog track time... #bobbybowden more » Karlifornia: With any luck, Florida State will win out and make it to the Oops! I Crapped My Pants Bowl in Boca Raton on December 28th. #bobbybowden more » Phintastic: Corey Clark hasn't caused this much trouble since he claimed he boned Paula Abdul when he was on American Idol. #bobbybowden more » FlakJack: And when that, you know... throwing guy threw the um... thing... to the other fella... think his name was Pete but I can't rightly remember -- that's ... more » Barry Lutz: "Coach Fisher, is Coach Bowden OK?" "Coach Bowden is fine, son. I took him out to a big farm in the Leon County countryside where he has a lot more ... more » I_Like_TDs: Honestly, if they force Bowden out, he'll be dead within the year. Same for paterno when he hangs em up. It's rough. You'd think Bobby earned the rig... more » Artie Fufkin: Bowdone! more » DumpsterDining: I'm assuming the shoe that's used to kick him out the door will have came from Foot Locker? more » -
#collegefootball
Bobby And Me: Remembering College Football's Grand Old Coot
Bobby Bowden was the last of a species, a "big-time coach with an actual personality," writes Emily Badger, former Florida State beat reporter for the Orlando Sentinel, who once received the ultimate Bowden tribute: He forgot her name. More » -
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Even Inanimate Objects Think It's Time For Bowden To Call It A Career
What's that word behind Christian Ponder at Bobby Bowden's retirement press conference? Random folds in the curtain...or a message from God? [Via] -
#duan
I Don't Think Coach Bowden Got The Message
It's only the beginning of the third quarter and Florida is already thrashing Florida State 30-0. This will only end in tears. I'm just not sure if it will be Tim Tebow or Bobby Bowden producing said tears. Maybe both. More » -
#openthread
Your Late Afternoon College Football Viewing Open Thread
The big game this afternoon appears to be Florida State at Florida. Tim Tebow will play his final game at the "Swamp" and Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden will try to remember he is coaching in a football game. -
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Bobby Bowden Acts His Age, Forgets Score
Bowden may not remember what happened two quarters ago, but he remembers when FSU was good. That used to be enough for boosters, but after a mental lapse quite in character with an octogenarian, who knows. More » -
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Florida State Opens Door, Points Bobby Bowden Toward It
The chairman of Florida State's Board of Trustees says "enough is enough" and 2009 should be Bobby Bowden's last year. He also knows this great place that is a "retirement community" and totally not a nursing home. [Tallahassee Democrat] -
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Bobby Bowden Has Had Just About Enough Of Your "Rules"
FSU's 14 forfeited wins puts Bobby Bowden a distant second in number of all-time D1 victories. The dignified thing to do would be to accept it, move on, and try tooutliveoutlast JoePa. That's not how Bobby rolls. More » -
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Florida State Punished For Cheating Scandal (But Not Really)
I know phrases like "four-year probation" and "vacated wins" sounds really bad for Florida State, but the truth is that their punishment is a weak response that doesn't fit the crime.
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