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more about #bobraissman more comments → Steve U: Needs more black-and-white horizontal striped bodysuit and oversized barbells. #foodmetaphors more » ArkansasFred: I predict the "Slutty Bob Raissman" will be a popular Halloween costume. #foodmetaphors more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Is that a moustache or did he get a Dirty Sanchez from Bigfoot? more » DirkToberFest: I think I've seen this man somewhere else. #foodmetaphors more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Raissman: Yeah, hi. I'll have a bacon, egg and 401K on postseason roll. deli guy: You want salt, pepper ketchup? Raissman: Just a tractor, please. ... more » Chamomiles Davis: This is what happens when you substitute absinthe for mustache wax. #foodmetaphors more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: And sometimes you have to crack open that roll to use a few quarters for the vibrating bed in the motel. #foodmetaphors more » The Sports Hernia: Bob Raissman still doesn't get as much ass as The Slammer. more » ClueHeywood: Bob, are you just looking at things and making metaphors out of them? /ducks #foodmetaphors more » HockeyMountain: In fairness when he wrote this he was still stunned by the red shell that his nemesis Mario pelted him with. #foodmetaphors more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Bob's facial hair is a holdover from the mid-90s "Fred Goldman Mustache" craze. #foodmetaphors more » ClueHeywood: Just more hatchet journalism from Bob "Win The" Raissman and Phil "Iditarod Mush Mush" Mushnik. Jesus! more » Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: This is not new behavior by Berman: [www.lohud.com] more » HochuliApology: If Berman is painted into the corner- you'll always be able to tell which one from the gentle silhouette of back sweat he leaves on the walls. more » -
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Your Food/Finance/Heavy Construction Metaphor Of The Day
"[W]hen a team gets on a postseason roll, it usually produces a steamroller effect. Sometimes the roll goes stale, but if you get a fast bite after it leaves the oven, it still tastes good and pays dividends." [NYDailyNews.com] -
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"No Clowns Allowed Beyond This Point"
The new Yankee Stadium security measures are terribly draconian — unless, of course, you're Chris Berman, the newly appointed ringleader of the circus. More »
