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    ClickClickThud: So does this mean I don't get to nail a virgin at the 50-yard-line to promote Shirley Temples? #advertising more »
    BruschisBrewsky: Shawne Merriman would like to know how much he could get for striking this pose every time he jumps on a pile at the end of the play. #advertising more »
    Steve U: Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards These fines are getting out of control. Just a few years ago, this would have been worth 10 Yuenglings, top... more »
    AzureTexan: Next week, as part of a Make A Wish campaign organized by Johnnie Walker Red, Leonard Little will run down a family of six on his way home from the ga... more »
    ClintonPortishead: Nobody fined Kevin Everett for his "Guy Who Drank Too Much Everclear" move. #advertising more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: So Joe Buck was angry at Randy Moss for doing a Hanes commercial, and not for mime-mooning Packers fans? #advertising more »
    Juancho: It would have been totally worth it if he had given Bob Costas a Dirty Sanchez and screamed, "The CAPTAIN was here!" #advertising more »
    DirkToberFest: I call bullshit. No one has said a word about the stealth marketing with Charmin where every team wipes up the Browns. #advertising more »
    Colonel Dubby: Isn't Captain Morgan a chick's booze anyway? They should have product placement in Glee or something. #advertising more »
    Moobs: Being an East-Coaster stuck on the West Coast for work until Thanksgiving, I'm still amazed that the first set of football games start at 10am on Sund... more »
    Matt_T: Saturday is by far the best night to do drugs Erroneous, Sunday waking up hungover is the best time for that. Plus you can eat a shit load of wings ... more »
    P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Tuesday nights are great for solo drinking at bars. No crowd. Quick service. "When I drink alone / I prefer to be by myself." #booze more »
    The Sports Hernia: The Best Night Of The Week To Get Piss Drunk Doing so a day early always begs the haunting question of, shall I do it again? #booze more »
    Pedro Cuatrocinco: Drugs that don't make you an egomaniacal, chattering, teeth-grinding asshole are best ingested/inhaled Saturday day and enjoyed in some sort "Let him ... more »
    Babcocksure: I remember living in New York and having a good number of friends stay in on a Saturday Night because they were so thoroughly ruined from drinking on ... more »
  • #nfl

    NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever

    Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards for an idiotic TD celebration Sunday, when he raised his right leg just like the doofuses in those Captain Morgan commercials. And yep, the awful rum maker was behind the whole thing. More »
  • #ballsdeep

    The Best Night Of The Week To Get Piss Drunk

    It's Friday. A glorious weekend of drinking awaits you. You can hardly wait. It's not five yet, but you yearn to break free of work NOW and drench yourself head to toe in pure Thunderbird. More »
  • #mlb

    Mets To Be Rescued By The Power Of Booze And Mr. Celery?

    Long Island Booze Baron Martin Silver is riding to the rescue to buy the New York Mets, whom he's sure are broke, so that they "don't fall into the wrong hands." Like, with someone who doesn't taunt people with poultry? More »
  • #booze

    Introducing The Booze Sandwich