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more about #bostonceltics more comments → BruschisBrewsky: And as an added insult, Paul Pierce also won the $10,000 prize on this week's Americas Funniest Home Videos. more » ClintonPortishead: Ain't that a kick in the nuuts. more » Phintastic: Good to see Vitale got a side gig writing blurbs for the guide. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Mission Impossible: 2 8-10:30p HD, Movie, Ving Rhames and some Australian guy are aided by Tom Cruise in this sequel to the 1996 thriller, which more » BruschisBrewsky: The reason it took so long is there are so many different freakin' charity plates offered in MA that they saturated the market of saps who are willing... more » Steve U: Yup, these are my 1,500 license plates. #bostonceltics more » DAULERIO: kl;jh;lk;hk #watercoolerfodder more » Silent Q: Titans owner Bud Adams wants Vince Young to take over as starter. Bum Phillips wants Bud Adams to stop calling him and demanding that he start Vince ... more » ArkansasFred: It was easily the funniest thing said on Leno's show since it premiered. And that was easily the funniest thing said on Deadspin OT since it premiere... more » Steve U: It was easily the funniest thing said on Leno's show since it premiered. You must not have seen that one where the cab driver couldn't identify Joe B... more » Artie Fufkin: QUITE FRANKLY, WE HAD TWO NO-HITTERS THIS YEAR. #watercoolerfodder more » tekamul: That's a nice, weird pic above, but it needs at least on photoshopped lightsaber. Anybody with p-shop bored? #watercoolerfodder more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Adams would also like to see Earl Campbell get more carries and for Glen Miller to release a new LP. #watercoolerfodder more » BruschisBrewsky: I would feel much worse for 'Toine if his ridiculously horrible game didn't hold the Celtics in financial purgatory for almost a decade. Seriously, no... more » Silent Q: Much to the chagrin of his associate, Milo Bloom, he bought Bolivia and did not keep the receipt. #antoinewalker more » -
#nba
Chris Bosh's Groin Is Probably Sore Today
Paul Pierce posterized Chris Bosh on a dunk during Boston's 116-103 victory over Toronto yesterday. In the process, Pierce kneed Bosh in the groin and then was assessed a foul for taunting. And no Raptors teammate appeared to care. More » -
#sadwhimsy
TV Guide Writers Captivated By Any Ex-Dukie Matchup (Update)
What was the most compelling storyline of this weekend's Orlando-Boston showdown? The heated rivalry between J.J. Redick and Shelden Williams that dates to the time Williams stole Redick's juice box on the team bus to Wake Forest. [Thanks, Todd] More » -
#nba
Massachusetts Has Exactly 1500 Celtics Fans
The Celtics license plate finally hit the magic number of orders to be produced. All it took was three years and a title to find the 1500 people necessary. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Statistical Proof Of Baseball's Strangest Season Ever
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nba
Antoine Walker Did Not Manage His Money Well
In 12 years, Antoine Walker made roughly 55 million NBA dollars (after taxes, but not counting endorsement deals.) Yet, he has over $4 million in unpaid debts and faces felony check fraud charges. How the hell did that happen? More » -
#nba
Rasheed Wallace Never Goes Anywhere Without His Extra Prosthetic Leg
"That was the scene in the lobby Sunday afternoon at Lincoln Financial Field. Wallace, wearing a No. 58 Chiefs jersey, tossed a man's prosthetic leg back and forth." Somehow that paragraph makes perfect sense to me. [KC.com/StylePoints] -
#boston
Finally, The Harvard Crimson Will Get Some Media Attention
ESPNBoston is live. No, the URL does not just redirect to "Sports Guy's World." [ESPNBoston] -
#nba
Boston Celtics Ramp Up Their "Get Older" Strategy
Calm and rational Rasheed Wallace has agreed to play for the Celtics for two years. Next on the shopping list: Grant Hill. (Seriously.) Because the problem with their 2009 team was obviously not enough injury/character questions. [Boston Herald] -
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#nba
With The 58th Pick, The Boston Celtics Might Select The Globe
The Red Sox and Bruins own NESN. The New York Times, at least for now, controls a minority stake of the Red Sox. And soon, the Celtics might join the incest between Boston teams and the outlets that cover them. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Fat Old Lakers Fan Wearing Sunglasses Rejoices
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#duan
Magic Destroy Celtics
Here's hoping tonight's Game 7 is a little more entertaining than the Rockets/Lakers snoozefest.Not so much. Consider this your DUAN!/open thread area that will take you into Monday. More » -
#duan
Whine About Boston's Domination (Or Rejoice Over Their Failure) While You Wonder Why This Man Masturbated On This Lady's Arm
Interesting story courtesy of HollaBackNYC. A case of Jackin' It — NYC subway style. Read and shudder to think. More » -
#dwighthoward
Dwight Howard Would Like The Ball More But There's One Problem With That
"Dwight Howard has no moves. He's a dominant force, and well deserving of that Defensive Player of the Year, but his moves are crap." Disagree! But that's why Stan Van Gundy will be fired. [BallDon'tSKEET] -
#nbaplayoffs
Once Again, Amazing Happened For The Celtics
The parody videos of the NBA's goose-bumping "Where Amazing Happens" videos are phenomenal (Teen Wolf, Hoosiers, etc.) And when something legitimately amazing happens, thankfully, YouTube genius AndrewB cobbled one together immediately after last night's amazingness. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Three Faces Of Boston Fandom
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Orlando Is Trying To Ruin Everything
The Magic trounced the Celtics 117-96. Dwight Howard's shoulders had 17 points, 14 rebounds and 5 blocks. Magic lead Celtics 2-1.[ESPN] -
#wakeupdeadspin
T Is For Timeout...Or Maybe Tacos.
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#duan
Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
The best first round series anyone can remember concludes tonight as Chicago travels to Boston for Game 7. Contrary to some earlier speculation, "Garquatch" will not be suiting up. More » -
#nbaplayoffs
Boston And Chicago Must Really Love Each Other
How else do you explain why the Bulls and Celtics have played seven overtime periods in just six games? These guys really just enjoy playing basketball together—and making each other bleed. More » -
#nbaplayoffs
When All Else Fails, Just Punch Brad Miller In The Face
The Boston-Chicago series had its third overtime game last night and they might still be playing now if Rajon Rando hadn't decided to just end the charade and slug Brad Miller in the mouth. More »
