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more about #bostonmarathon more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't seen a situation this miscalculated and dysfunctional since AJ Daulerio hired Clay Travis. more » Hatey McLife: Plus, she just ran 26.2 miles and would maybe like to sit down for a second. What gives? Rosie Ruiz was fresh as a daisy for her interviews. more » Karlifornia: How many rupees was the last question worth? more » Hatey McLife: Whenever a news crew tries to interview me, I try to pull my suit coat over my head. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You're a wicked pants pissah, sara! more » Weed Against Speed: What did you expect? It's not like she has big boobs or anything. more » supermike5alive: and Dashielle? is that they guy or the woman? you have a funny name. more » Starburied: Pictured (R to L): Jezebel Commentariat, Waxing Off. (Absent from photo: Moe) more » Signal to Noise: Things you can't unsee: bleeding, chafing nipples on marathon runners. Glad that picture gallery isn't up this year (yet.) more » Laser Guided: She may have only finished 2nd place in the marathon, but she got 1st place in the impersonate Len Bias contest. more » X-tacle: It's not fair. If Americans had to run from famine and genocide on a near constant basis we could win marathons, too. more » Weed Against Speed: Ethiopia? I guess we should score another point for USA for Africa, especially Dan Akroyd. more » Shakey: Only a robot would be interested in running 26.2 continuous miles for fun. Kill them all. more » AliciaSacramonesBrownie: Why is he/she wearing half sleeves ? more » MitchKayak: the tracker online doesn't tell you if the person pooped their pants. I don't care if my friend finished, I just want to know if he shit himself and i... more » -
#mediameltdowns
Post-Marathon Interview Is The Biggest Endurance Test Of All
Kara Goucher, you just finished third in the Boston Marathon. Would you mind standing still for five minutes while my incompetent news crew gets their act together? And may I call you Sara? More » -
#bostonmarathon
Boston Marathon Winners Shockingly Not From Boston
Ethiopia's Deriba Merga (he's the guy) and Kenya's Salina Kosgei (the woman) won the Boston Marathon today. An American finished third! How cute! (That's second place writhing in agony on the ground, FYI.) [AP; Star-Tribune] -
#patriotsday
Patriots' Day Gives Boston A Reason To Feel Special For Once
On this day, 342 years ago, a group of bloodthirsty Welsh mercenaries attacked defenseless Pilgrims with boiling tea kettles, winning the War of 1812 so that Boston could have day baseball on a Monday. More »
