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    OhNoonan: this is not news... and the video was useless... thx for the crack reporting! more »
    the earl of weaver: "Brad? You can consider yourself..." *puts on sunglasses* "..BLACK-listed." - Bud more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Bud Black bemoans Brad's bad behavior? more »
    Karlifornia: The last Padre to fuck with him this much was Oliver O'Grady more »
    DirkToberFest: I don't blame the guy. I don't like it when my girlfriend mock grunts either. I'd prefer if she would lie on her back, look away, and think about so... more »
    Weed Against Speed: Brad Penny Does Not Appreciate Your Mock Grunting He must be married. more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't mind it when people spit out my mother's cooking. That's because my mother is Lisa Mayfield and she's probably trying to poison them. more »
    ScientificMapp: Sounds like Penny can dish it out, but he cent take it. more »
    Weed Against Speed: ...and to every taunt like you've just spat out his mother's cooking. Wouldn't a better way of putting it be "like you've just spat out his father's ... more »
    Juancho: Mark Chmura just wants to know if you can get that thing wet. more »
    Weed Against Speed: Come on. It's a dildo. Of course it's Packers policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo...always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, n... more »
    Silent Q: Just as soon as it appeared Adam "Pacman" Jones was given another shot at redemption, the poopypantsed ninnies of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers decided th... more »
    formerly Chief Wahoo: What would you expect from Barnett? Guy earned a scholarship for his play with the Beavers. more »
    Steve U: And to think, all that time practicing "Makin' it Freezing Rain," for naught. more »
    J-No: Now that is a good husband. more »
  • #mlb

    Brad Penny Does Not Appreciate Your Mock Grunting

    Even as Penny dominates NL hitting like a grown man mowing through Little Leaguers, he still carries himself like a toddler on the mound, ranting and raving about everything. So it goes without saying: Mock him at your own risk. More »
  • #watercoolerfodder

    Winnipeg's Forecast Just Got A Lot Less Rainy

    Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More »
  • #dailyillini

    The NL's Best Pitchers Hunt And Hit College Bars Together

    When we were the sports editor at the Daily Illini, Illinois head coach Lou Henson and his wife Mary invited us into their home, and we drank hot tea and ate chocolate on their porch while we discussed Jerry Hester, Kiwane Garris and next year's team. We are realizing today that we were sports editor of the Daily Illini in 1953, and after edit board meetings, we'd head down to the pond to go fishin' with Opie and the gang, or maybe take in a movie for a quarter. More »