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more about #bradyquinn more comments → AzureTexan: One wonders if Clausen was pickled. more » norbizness: Has Beano Cook, America's most hated sesquicentenarian, retracted his "five Heisman trophies for Claussen" prediction yet? more » Clarence Rosario: I really hope this doesn't affect his Heisman candidacy. more » sir_pantsalot: It is none of my business when a flaming homo takes some broad to be his beard but when that flaming homo takes Alicia Sacramone to be their beard the... more » twoeightnine: No charges will be pressed based on the fact that Clausen has such a punchable face. more » UpstateUnderdog: should of been you, Weis. more » Kid Canada: JIMMY'S DOWN! more » UpstateUnderdog: Plus, both her and Quinn like it in the brown eye. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: There may also have been "a female acquaintance" with the party. Dash, don't be so cagey. It was Alexis Arquette and you don't know the PC nomenclature. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Fortunately the incident was caught on tape: more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Source: Notre Dame officially changes name to "Punching Bag Irish" [News Outlets] more » Bobby Big Wheel: We failed to achieve victory My family and me Around South Bend town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I'm entering the draft I wan... more » ClintonPortishead: Clausen is so embarassed by the event that he "never wants to be seen again," announcing his immediate transfer to Charlie Weis' penis. more » Gourmet Spud: ...giving him "at least" one black eye. Chris Mortensen is reporting it "could be as many as three." more » Phintastic: So I guess you'll be updating the weekend winner. more » -
#collegefootball
Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
All Jimmy Clausen wanted to do was enjoy a nice post-game meal with his family and teammates, but an angry Notre Dame fan had to go and remind the QB that he lost to Connecticut....by punching him in the face. More » -
#weekendwinner
Matthew Stafford Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Matthew Stafford, who won the weekend by suddenly turning into Bobby Layne, minus the crippling hangovers. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Browns Fans Know Understatement
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#nfl
Brady Quinn's Cleveland Home On The Market
Well, not technically Cleveland, because no self-respecting athlete actually lives in Cleveland. But this 4-bedroom, 5-bath listing might be a sign that Quinn will soon be plying his trade a lot farther away. [Realtor.com via WaitingForNextYear] -
#nfl
Brady Quinn's Wild Ride Comes To An End. For Now.
Yes, campers, Derek Anderson (née Horse Balls) has been summoned to save the struggling football team in Cleveland once again. [SI/WaitingForNextYear/ClevelandFrowns] -
#bradyquinn
Brady Quinn Will Guide Your Browns To Victory In 2009, New Media Says
The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Eric Mangini has confirmed the report by Pro Football Talk via Terrell Owens' congratulatory Twitter message that Quinn will start this Sunday against the Vikings. Welcome to the new journalism. [Cleveland Plain Dealer] -
#nfl
Brady Quinn-Derek Anderson Feud Gets Catty
Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn are both listed as No. 1 on the Browns depth chart, although I don't believe the NFL's plan to add a second football to gameplay will take effect this year. So let the sabotage begin! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Brady Quinn Day At The Amusement Park Went WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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#comments
Did You Hear The One About Brady Quinn? (Yes, We All Have)
Ok, no more "Brady Quinn is gay" jokes (unless the post is about Brady Quinn coming out of the closet.) Sooooooo tired. I think Pete will back me up on this. -
#shaunsmith
Everybody Hates Shaun Smith
“He never shuts the f–k up,” a source told us last month, “and he acts like he has been to 25 Pro Bowls.” [PFT] -
#nfl
Brady Quinn's Beautiful Face May Have Been Damaged
Rumors are flying around Cleveland about a possible altercation between Browns defensive lineman Shaun Smith and quarterback Brady Quinn. More » -
#bradyquinn
Welcome the New Brown Prince of Football....
In just a couple of hours Brady Quinn will ditch the clipboard and gallantly sprint to the front of the huddle to rescue the Cleveland Browns from their 3-5 misery. Americans who have the NFL Network as part of their premium cable packages will scrutinize his poise, his arm strength, and some will simply wonder at what point in the game does he take his shirt off. More »
