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more about #brandonmarshall more comments → Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: "hey their number 1 wide receiver didn't even try and we still let them drive down field!" more » Hatey McLife: "If you get a jam on him, he'll just ease up." They picked up this advice from his old prison cellmate. Keep your mouth shut, Bruzer, I got a sharpen... more » AzureTexan: It's sad that the Grinch's bastard son is forced to do wacky-fan dances for food. more » ClownBaby: Eh, I think Philly fans should be given carte blanche on the Green Man thing. Now, if this was a Flames-Canucks game in mid-February and someone's bre... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do. Judging by my company's experience with them, I'd say it has something to do with over-chargi... more » Blast it, Biggs: picture from the Ministry of Silly Routes archives. more » Weed Against Speed: Most people don't know this, but Randy Moss pisses like a dog. more » ArkansasFred: Wearing a Green Man disguise to a sporting event is just a cheap, unoriginal ploy to get on television; like making anagrams out of network letters or... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: At this point, you're basically the guy who dresses as Austin Powers for Halloween. What a douche! Take it from me, a guy who spent last Halloween dr... more » MattinglysSideburns: We knew he was going to shut it down," Panthers cornerback Chris Gamble told me after the game. Gamble went on to say that most of the Panthers' str... more » Lionel Osbourne: Green Man? What year is this asshole stuck in? /throws on the Joker costume //covers with Kenny Powers jersey ///purchases pornography more » Chris Hanson's Axe: BB came in and he caught me red-handed Creepin into the room late Picture this, me and Adal were laughin, ruining our team's fate How could I expect ... more » rulesboy: Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do. Pacific Life wins the obscure marketing award with that stupid whale commercial. more » norbizness: It's because Randy Moss' halfassery was only a clever diversionary tactic, as Wes Welker, initially disguised as a hot dog vender, caught 10 passes. A... more » Steve U: Accenture . . . Now if we could just figure out what the hell they do. Aren't they the world's leading manufacturer of umlauts and accents graves? more » -
#weekendwinner
Randy Moss Wins the Weekend
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Randy Moss, who won the weekend by letting his teammates do the heavy lifting for him. Why should he put himself out? More » -
#nflhotw
NFL Highlight Of The Week: Touchdown, Big Boy
Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief. More » -
#weekendwinner
The Metrodome Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, which won the weekend by living past the weekend. Hefty bags forever! More » -
#nfl
Brandon Marshall: Kind Of A Crybaby
Denver probably thought all their troubles were gone when they shipped Jay Cutler out of town, but now they've got an even bigger problem child on their hands in Brandon Marshall. The operative word being "child." More » -
#watercoolerfodder
They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Injured, Indicted Wide Receiver Would Like More Money
Denver's Brandon Marshall, whose offseason started with hip surgery and will end with a trial for domestic battery, thinks now would be an excellent time to demand a trade. Who wouldn't want to add those intangibles to their roster? [850KOA] -
#brandonmarshall
Brandon Marshall No Longer Disorderly
ESPN.com's Michael Smith reports that the case against Brandon Marshall has been dismissed. A suspension for bad off-field behavior still pending after league reviews the incident. This was his fourth arrest since March 2006. [ESPN.com] -
