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more about #brawls more comments → BruschisBrewsky: Proud alumni Charles Rogers and Plaxico Burress are very disappointed in this kind of behavior. more » Civil Negligence: Now how come when a mascot does it, everything is fine and dandy, but when I do it people shake their heads and utter disbelief that I spent $120 on h... more » ClueHeywood: The men said they were looking for a man who had been involved in a spat with one of them the night before Next up? Dorms at CMU, Notre Dame, Wiscons... more » AzureTexan: Actual lyrics from the Michigan State fight song: "Spartan teams are bound to win, They're fighting with a vim!" Apparently, at MSU, "vim" means... more » SecretAgent8: Oh, I can't wait to rub this in the face of my MSU loving roommate. more » ScientificMapp: What American could possibly want a left-handed hockey stick? more » Rhymenocerous: That's first star of the game. There are three stars, third being the lowest of the stars, and first being the highest. You really should know these t... more » Phintastic: This won't be the last time a hockey player offers his stick to a fan, amirite? more » Clarence Rosario: Niedermeyer really didn't help things when he started banging on the glass and yelling for blood. more » I Like Cheap Beer: In Norway, star bi-athletes used to do the same thing... with results even more tragic. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I told you Sue had it rough growing up there. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: HEY NIEDERMAYER!!! more » HockeyMountain: The next season of 24 actually centers on Jack Bauer trying to stop a groupie riot after Kobe offers a girl in the front row his stick. more » ArkansasFred: Children's Hospital of Orange County: Voted #1 in successful fetal alcohol syndrome deliveries. more » DirkToberFest: Playing the role of Queen Helen of Sparta is... Scott Niedermayer's stick! more » -
#collegefootball
Spartans Get Early Jump On Off-Season Distractions
Several Michigan State football players may have participated in a ski-mask wearing, face-punching group attack on a campus residence hall. I only have one question: Does this count against involuntary practice limits? [The State News] -
#nhl
This Is Why Anaheim Hockey Fans Can't Have Nice Things
Anaheim's Scott Niedermayer offered his stick to a fan after he won star of the game. Unfortunately, it sparked a melee between two gentlemen and a blond woman as a helpless Niedermayer looked on from the ice. [Puck Daddy/HTA.SanFillippo] -
#girlssoccer
Girls Soccer Is Now The Ultimate Combat Sport
You thought New Mexico's Elizabeth Lambert was tough? Wait until you see the next generation of female soccer hooligans who will take over America with their very unladylike football skills. More » -
#duan
There is No Difference Between a Lacrosse Brawl and a Regular Brawl
The video below is from Game 1 of the Mann Cup, Canada's national lacrosse championship. The New Westminster Salmonbellies beat the Brampton Excelsiors 12-9, but the real story was the sh*tshow that erupted during the second period. Observe: More » -
#minorleaguebaseball
MANAGER FIGHT!!!
As is customary when a player throws a fastball three feet behind a batter's back, umpires deliver a warning to both managers. Then they tap gloves and come out swinging! At least that's the way it should be. More » -
#nfl
Raiders Already In Mid-Season Form
Word out of the group home known as Raiders training camp is that first-year head coach Tom Cable recently punched an assistant coach, fracturing his jaw and putting Oakland at least a month ahead of schedule for its annual meltdown. More » -
#brawls
It's Always Surly In Philadelphia
To the shock of precisely no one, the real action in last night's UFC 101 was in the crowd, as every Philadelphian tried to fight every other Philadelphian. Winner: you! -
#minorleaguebaseball
Minor Leaguer Convicted Of Assault After Basebrawl Gone Wrong
Remember that vicious minor league brawl that took an ugly turn when pitcher Julio Castillo chucked a 90-m.p.h. fastball at an innocent fan? It appears that people were not happy about that! And by people I mean judges and prosecutors. More » -
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#mlb
A Fond Remembrance Of The Night Nolan Ryan Kicked Robin Ventura's Punk Ass
Today, as you know, is the 16th anniversary: "It was 46 year old Nolan Ryan knocking the Sam-Hell out of a 25 year old wet behind the ears pup. You know dads all over America smiled that night ..." [Diamondhoggers.com] -
#soccer
Beckham Experiment Descends Into Fear And Loathing, Lesson In The Subjectivity Of Perception
Beckham played his first home game back with the Galaxy yesterday, and things got ugly. Either a fan nearly attacked him (per the U.S. press), or he nearly attacked a fan (per the Brits). It's like Rashomon in shinguards! More » -
#brawls
Deep Inside The Yankee-Marlin Fan Brawl
We received some new "information" about the Yankee Fan-Marlin Fan fight video you all enjoyed so much, and while we didn't really confirm any of it, it's only fair to (sorta) tell at least one side of the story.
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#brawls
Yankees-Marlins Fan Brawl Reveals Truth Of The Human Condition, With Punching
YouTube is filled with grainy cellphone videos of drunken bleacher brawls, but few capture the drama, action, suspense, and heartbreaking childhood trauma of this donnybrook from the Yankees-Marlins series. It's like the Citizen Kane of stadium fan fight clips. More » -
#handball
Brawl Tarnishes Good Name Of Russian Women's Handball
Brutal play and hair-pulling catfights will only harm the Russian women's handball league. Wait, did I say "harm"? Because I meant "provide the only reason to pay attention to." [YouTube] -
#semiprofootball
This Is Why Football Does Not Have Innings
A ridiculous experiment in "inning-based" football degenerated into a bench-clearing, crowd-rioting brawl, all because former Michigan quarterback Todd Collins does not understand the basic principles of clock management. More »
