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more about #brazil more comments → Hatey McLife: Stupid cops, I'm pretty sure the whole "murder guy/pay off cops to let you go/sue after you get exonerated" routine was the plot of some '70s grifting... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: That article about Latin America said "landscape." *giggles* more » Weed Against Speed: I'm sorry, I've seen tons of movies on Cinemax about women's prisons and it doesn't seem that bad to me. more » MattinglysSideburns: In August, the Brazilian government of Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva launched a plan to improve health conditions in prisons, at a cost of nine million d... more » Steve U: It's going to be tough for her to find the real killers, what with the preeminent authority in the field currently serving 9 to 33. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I hope she throws the (pocket)book at them! more » Bob Loblaw: If Law & Order has taught us anything it's Mrs. Gatti's widow will be reimplicated down the line and the murder will somehow be tied to her child porn... more » Gourmet Spud: They should just give her a coupon for one free murder in Brazil. more » Paul.B.Dodd: Mr Antonio Jose Vaz Pinto: 2010 MBA candidate of the Suge Knight School of Business Management. Projected to graduate with honors. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Hm...when quality won't do...quantity usually doesn't either. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: If you're going to shoot them, shoot twice because they are masters at faking like you hit them. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Ronaldo was so fat that he almost had to add on a last name. more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: Liposuction? Why's he getting work done on his lip? He should do something about that gut instead. Like a tummy tuck maybe. more » DanteCalabriasInferno: Ronaldough? more » ScientificMapp: That's not too odd. Not long ago I brought my dog to get his nails trimmed, but the vet was running a special, so I had him put down for an extra $20. more » -
#soccer
Shady Soccer Match Invents The "Let's All Stand On The Sideline" Defense
We love when blatant cheating is caught on camera, and this one from Brazil is a doozy. Unless you think nine goals in nine minutes is on the up-and-up. More » -
#boxing
Arturo Gatti's Widow Still Peeved About That Whole "Falsely Imprisoned For Murder" Thing
And now she's suing the samba pants off the poor Brazilian State of Pernambuco for the indignity. That happened, like, six weeks ago. Get over it already! South American prison couldn't have been that bad. [AP] -
#soccer
Slumping Team Tries New Motivational Tactic: Guns
When a reader sends you a tip with the subject line "More dysfunctional team than the Mets," you have to open it. So of course the story involves a soccer team's executives threatening the players with guns after a loss. More » -
#soccer
World-Class Athlete Requires Liposuction To Stay Fit
Aging Brazilian legend Ronaldo went to the hospital for a broken wrist and had doctors throw a liposuction on the bill. How do you expect a guy to work out when he's busy playing all that soccer? [The Spoiler] -
#confederationscup
So We All Still Love Soccer Now, Right?
Does anyone know when the next USA soccer game is? Because unless it's this Wednesday*, I'm guessing our nation may have trouble parlaying the magical Confederations Cup showing into a nationwide love affair with the sport. More » -
#soccer
The Other Wins That Were Supposed To Change U.S. Soccer
United States 2, Spain 0. "Probably the greatest victory" in U.S. Soccer history. History-making. The one that will change the future of soccer in the country, right? It can join the club. More » -
#soccer
Brazilian Soccer Coach Pulls A Woody Hayes
Pedro Santilli, the coach of a third-division Brazilian soccer team, apparently did not like what he was seeing on the field, so he took matters into his own hands. Well, fists really. More » -
