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more about #brianurlacher more comments → Brazil Thrill: Hines Ward has joined the group "For The Love Of God I'm Not Even Remotely Asian, So Enough With The Engrish Jokes". more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Or, Kyle's formula works in the Chicago offense, while Jay's formula doesn't. He's actually taking shots at the front office and coaching staff; why ... more » Drew Magary: "Also, he's a pussy." more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Poor Joseph Bress must be so upset. He spends $250 dollars on a customized jersey that he thinks will be so cool because its almost the same name, but... more » Hatey McLife: Curt shouldn't feel bad, although his cousin really got hurt in his city council election by those "Turse Sixpence for Alderman" t-shirts. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Patron: Yess!! We killed the Browns! Bartender: they...they just lost...to the pats. Patron: what? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: While the Bills loss was yet another corkscrew to the scrotum, I did manage to think of an awesome nickname for Demetrius Bell: Karl Malone's Bastard ... more » ArkansasFred: He's actually supporting Kurt Schilling, the Pansexual Peace Party nominee from Hephzibah Heights. more » Chamomiles Davis: There's no "K" in "Curt." Get a brain, morans! /beginning to reconsider this whole "democracy" thing more » MattinglysSideburns: Normally, when people misspell Curt Schilling's name, they replace the "r" with an "n". more » ithacabaron: What can I say? Baller recognizes baller. [img36.imageshack.us] more » J-No: Dash, they will still finish better than the Lions. And I have my Sundays free. more » Chamomiles Davis: This pretty much ends his LARP season as well. more » Silky John-STON!: Do you really need both wrists to jump on a pile after the whistle to pad stats? more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: All kidding aside though, isn't 18 weeks a bit excessive for a dislocated wrist? Eric Roberts dislocated his shoulder and was ready to fight that Kor... more » -
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'Tis The Season To Call Out Your Quarterback
Sunday saw two stars publicly questioning their respective QBs. Now, with a few news cycles to think about it, Hines Ward is sorry. Brian Urlacher, not so much.
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O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings! More » -
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Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
The Bears linebacker dislocated his wrist last night and is reportedly out for the rest of this season. Chicago's opening week just gets better and better! [Tribune] -
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A One-Day Study On Use And Variance Of "Pussy" Uttered By Brian Urlacher
First Bobby Wade said that Brian Urlacher called new teammate Jay Cutler a pussy. Urlacher denied it. Then Urlacher said the radio stations starting this nonsense were the pussies. Explanations and clarifications disrupt a quiet Wednesday in the Windy City. More » -
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Brian Urlacher's Kooky Baby Mama Heads To Prison
Tyna Robertson, the lovely mother of Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher's son, was arrested by Cook County sheriff's police after she missed a court date. [Chicago Breaking News] -
