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more about #brianurlacherpaintssonstoes more comments → Clare: From Grimey: more » UkraineNotWeak: But what if the color of the nail polish is Ditka Blue? more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: But Brady Quinn's dad used to do the same thing, and that worked out just fine...didn't it? more » shea_guevara: Looks like Urlacher got some life coaching from Rosie Greer. more » Doyle McPoyle: Urlacher didn't do himself any favors by delivering his defense plea in a High School Musical-themed song and dance routine. more » sassydeerrun: I believe Mr. Urlacher is not very selective when it comes to dipping his pen in the inkwell. more » HockeyMountain: I know I'd be more upset at the time he let Lance Briggs drive her to daycare. more » UpstateUnderdog: Hey at least he painted the toe nails blue and not pink, also maybe the store was sold out of boy pull ups and only had princess pull ups left? more » the earl of weaver: Good thing I kept that receipt for my son's sequence pajamas. more » Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Don't worry, he'll just coat the kid in a healthy level of Old Spice Swagger Who's laughing now? Tyna, that's who more »
