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more about #britishopen more comments → Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: So as to be politically correct, I'm referring to him as Stewart "Racial Epithet Referring to Chinese People." more » Hit Bull Win Steak: the most excited I've been about an old person since Red Tube added Granny Porn. more » Steve U: The only way you'd be rooting for him to lose if you were on the writing staff of fucking Slate. PREVIOUS SSW Old people cannot compete at the highe... more » MitchKayak: Aren't most old people too busy shaking their fists at clouds to do anything? more » ClintonPortishead: inspiring legions of other old athletes to strap it on for one last go: Troy Aikman He must be bored in his retirement to consider such a role revers... more » Michael Dukakis: The state of Florida opposes this whole article. more » Gourmet Spud: Bad things happen in threes, so: Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Billy Mays :: Tom Watson, Andy Roddick and _____? more » UpstateUnderdog: Wow, a Kamala "The Uganadan Giant" reference. more » Kid Canada: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything! more » DeepFriar: In related old people news, it's Chris Cornell's 45th birthday today. Un-fucking-believable. [sees that crystal embedded in palm is flahing red. F... more » David Hume: Another follower of Dr. Pickens? You guessed it: John Danks. more » ClueHeywood: The Doctor added: "Stewart's repression of traumatic childhood memories, his feelings of sexual inadequacy, and his subconscious urges to kill were af... more » Artie Fufkin: Here's my mental tip for winning a major: Make sure you have a 4 hole playoff against a very, very old man. more » Weed Against Speed: If it ain't Tony Robbins telling me about my Personal Power, I ain't listening. more » Steve U: Pickens' original title, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Beat the Tom (Watson), was rejected for trademark reasons. more » -
#ballsdeep
The One Good Thing About Tom Watson Losing The British Open
If there's one silver lining to Tom Watson's agonizing 2nd place finish at the British Open yesterday, it's that we are now spared from old people suddenly thinking they are somehow useful again. More » -
#britishopen
Sports Psychologist Takes Full Credit For Stewart Cink
Who is really to blame for "stepping on a Hall of Famer's neck" and ruining golf forever by not laying down for Tom Watson. Not that jerk Stewart Cink. Send a note to Dr. Morris Pickens, famous sports psychologist, instead. More » -
#golf
Well, That Was Anticlimactic
Congratulations, Stewart Cink, on your first major championship. Too bad no one cares. Do you remember who beat Jean Van de Velde in '99? All we'll remember from Turnberry is Tom Watson missing an 8-footer for the Claret Jug.
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#golf
Tom Watson Still 59,
Three holes to go, and the old man is up by a stroke. Let's hope he doesn't have one before he enters the clubhouse. [PGA Leaderboard]Still Leading The OpenYeah, About That... -
#golf
Ross, You're A Heckuva Lot More Likely To Have Another Child Than Win Another Open
Ross Fisher, currently near the top at the Open, is ready to scurry off the course at any moment should his wife go into labor. "Hopefully, I can hang on for one more day, and hopefully she can." [NY Post] -
#britishopen
Tiger Woods To Miss The Cut At British Open
Woods had two double bogeys on the back nine to finish +5, but the projected cut is 4-over. Only his second missed cut at major since turning pro. Old Tom Watson somehow still tied for the lead. [Open Championship] -
#golf
Angry Scotsmen Overshadow Actual Golf At British Open
We've got all eyes on Tiger and a 17-year-old phenom, and we've got Tom Watson nearly shooting his age. But what the British Open really needed was a good catfight. More » -
#golf
In Which We Attempt To Translate British Journalism
If the English language isn't yet universal, then the verse of sports should be. I've never understood, then, why it is that I can't comprehend a word of 19th-century British newspapers. More » -
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#pga
Tom Watson And His New Eyes Take Early Lead At British Open
Watson shot a 65 in the first round. Others in contention include Mark O'Meara and Mark Calcavecchia. No, you didn't accidentally get sucked into a wormhole. [Fanhouse]
