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more about #brokenleg more comments → notthequarterback: First of all, it's LINEBACKER INN that's located under the place the Charlie WEIS billboard used to be. And yes, ND co-eds are no great shakes. Other ... more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: So this is basically just a big game of who is the most unlikeable person on the board right? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: What sporting event were you at? ____ What time did you start drinking? ___ Nickname of the drunkest person there? ____ How many times did he/she vomi... more » allyzay: The entire last paragraph of #3 is obviously entirely fake, thanks for ruining my afternoon by not editing that out because I'm going to be trying to ... more » Clarence Rosario: I consider going #2 in a port-o-john a major violation of the human code I was going to argue this point, but then I realized that you must be a woma... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: I love this series, it reminds me of a lot of things I don't actually remember. more » mfdoom: "coeds out of our league" in south bend? really? are you the elephant man? more » sir_pantsalot: I bet the guy leaning on the van was irate. When you pay a tranny hooker $5 for a BJ you expect them to close up the shop when they are done. more » Artie Fufkin: I'm beginning to think that the stories that involve an 1130 kickoff, no drinking, and an efficient win might be the true failgate stories. more » Silent Q: Picture Mel Gibson in "Braveheart" during the battle scenes with all the war paint on. Wait, is it strange that I'm usually picturing this anyway? more » sir_pantsalot: The most authentic way to do a rendition of Benny and the Jets is to do it while you have balls hitting you in the face. more » Dashiell Bennett: Wait a sec ... that's my van! more » DirkToberFest: I'm no William Faulkner, but if you're submitting one of these stories, please read it again before you press send. If these stories were about unico... more » the earl of weaver: I liked the one where the guy got drunk and hurt himself. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Around 2001 in my early twenties So was it 2000? Maybe 2002? more » -
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When It's 8 A.M. And You Look Like This, You Might Be Close To Death
Football season is upon us, which means that thousands of angry, horny, feisty pretend fans will converge upon this great nation's red cup-littered parking lots to participate in traditional tailgating revelry. These are not those stories More »
