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more about #brucepearl more comments → Chamomiles Davis: "I will gladly apologize for my joke regarding Tennessee Klansmen, but I will defend to the death my hillbilly version of 'The Aristocrats.'" more » Steve U: "I most vigorously and vehemently disavow any vituperative volition and must, verily, verify and vouchsafe my virile valuation of the valorous village... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Bruce Pearl has besmirched the good name of college basketball coaches everywhere. - Rick Pitino, Quin Snyder, Kelvin Sampson, John Calipari, Billy ... more » TT-Zop: "My only hope is that the visibility of this mistake will encourage those who can to give to those in need during these difficult times. Also, 9/11" more » Barry Lutz: A major scandal was averted when everyone remembered that Grainger County doesn't have television or the internet and thus had no clue the allegedly o... more » MattinglysSideburns: Undeterred, Pearl will still be opening for Mort Sahl at the Chuckle Hut in the Catskills. more » Hatey McLife: Chuckling Rotarian reminds me of this joke my dad told Vic Morrow. more » Karlifornia: My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin' at LSU We washed ourselves in Gators blood, and all the Rebels, too We're taking down the Duke machine Je... more » X-tacle: recently told a zinger at a fundraiser that might've gone over better if he hadn't suggested that some of his Tennessee constituents were Klansmen. T... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: We are country up here, but we're not prejudice. This is one of those symbolic sentence structures where the comma represents an equal sign. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: V is for Velveeta!! more » Gourmet Spud: "We still want an apology for that picture!" - Carrots more » Artie Fufkin: Impearlial Wizard more » ClueHeywood: The citizens of Grainger county are so mad, they could symbolically burn something. more » ScientificMapp: Pearl must feel about 10 inches shorter right about now. Bruce Pearl, too. more » -
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Yukkks: Bruce Pearl Apologizes For Klan Joke
Pearl, the chuckling Rotarian nuisance who is approximately one Holocaust clown movie removed from Jerry Lewis, recently told a zinger at a fundraiser that might've gone over better if he hadn't suggested that some of his Tennessee constituents were Klansmen. More » -
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Best of the Brissed: The First and Last Deadspin Maccabiah Games Preview
Named after the Maccabee family, who vanquished the Greeks despite 6-1 odds and stingy handicapping; the Maccabiah Games bring together 7,000 of the world's best Jewish athletes to satisfy their insatiable lust for gold. Whoa. That came out wrong. More » -
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Sorry Ladies: Bruce Pearl Is Off The Market!
Hearts are a-breakin' all across the Smokies today as Bruce Pearl has announced that he's affianced to lady friend Brandy Miller. Do they sell creamsicle-colored tuxedo shirts? [Knoxville News Sentinel] -
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Bruce Pearl Attempts To Use His Roguish, Swarthy Charm On Layla Kiffin
Bruce Pearl is tireless in his pursuit of younger, very attractive women. Even married mother of three, Layla Kiffin is not off-limits from his creepy advances. More » -
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Yep. That's Bruce Pearl Rapping With No Shirt On
Apparently, the coaches at the University of Tennessee are involved in some sort of wager to determine which one will be elected Mayor of Crazy Town. Check and mate, Bruce Pearl. More » -
