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more about #buffalobills more comments → ScientificMapp: The type of lens used to take that photo had to have been wide, right? more » Brazil Thrill: This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time. more » DirkToberFest: I don't know about you guys, but when I think of things that move quickly, I think of Millard Fillmore. more » BruschisBrewsky: FINKLE IS EINHORN, EINHORN IS FINKLE!! more » AzureTexan: Also, if you look closely, you'll see Lee Harvey Oswald holding a Mannlicher-Carcano rifle between left defensive tackle Amelia Earhart and right offe... more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: A crappy job of photoshopping is par for the course for those Know Nothings at Millard Fillmore Hospital. more » Clarence Rosario: Nothing a few Hacker Hellstorms can't cure. more » Phyllis Nefler: Man, Canada can't get a break. For YEARS they've endured having to pay the higher price on the back of paperback books and now we won't let them enjoy... more » Kid Canada: A few things about the Bills in Toronto game: 1) The cheapest tickets for the game are $99 (before tax), which may or may not be reasonable for an NF... more » Steve U: Hint - no matter how you capitalize it, it is not funny. You will not be approved. Please find another venue. -Thanks, The Management more » Bobby Big Wheel: And it's their fault that Due South got canceled to boot. more » Barry Lutz: Who Had Dick Jauron In Their Pool? Andrew McCarthy and Jonathan Silverman. #buffalobills more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Who Had Dick Jauron In Their Pool? I didnt. However, I can't get Jack Del Rio the hell out of my bathtub. #buffalobills more » AzureTexan: If Jauron needs work, he can get it as a stunt double for David Gest. more » DirkToberFest: This also explains Karen Carpenter's failure at coaching: The emaciated just can't win football games. #buffalobills more » -
#duan
Looking For Dick
This is what it means to be a Bills fan: You spend your December days hunched over a team photo like some Bletchley Park code cracker, looking for proof that your recently shitcanned coach has been photoshopped into oblivion. More » -
#canada
Blame Canada, Says The Times
The strong Canadian dollar is buoying Canadian NHL teams at the expense of American ones, while the Bills' "home game" in Toronto is decimating Buffalo businesses. It's time we use rendition to get Chris Bosh. [NY Times / NY Times] -
#nfl
Who Had Dick Jauron In Their Pool?
Now that guy got canned! The Bills owner said he fired his head coach today, because "nothing ever seemed to go right." That is very perceptive, Ralph. [Buffalo News] -
#nfl
Crazy Old Man Gives Bills The Bird
Unfortunately, that grumpy coot just happens to be the owner of the Tennessee Titans and his affinity for the ol' double deuce is now immortalized on YouTube. If you have hands, feel free to nervously wring them. More » -
#nfl
Terror Alert Level Lowered: The Thurman Thomas Tree Has Been Recovered
A wood carving of everyone's favorite Tecmo Bowl player (Bo Jackson is for noobs) went missing from outside Ralph Wilson Stadium yesterday. But no worries, as it's turned up across the border. More » -
#nfl
Leodis McKelvin Forgives Teens For Unauthorized Yard Work
Bills kick returner Leodis McKelvin will not press charges against the two teenagers who defaced his lawn after his back-breaking fumble against the Patriots. He actually had the vandalism charges in hand, but then he dropped them. [ ESPN] -
#nfl
Leodis McKelvin: "I Am Going To Do It Again"
Buffalo Bills fans learned how to deal with disappointment a long time ago, so today is just another Tuesday morning for them. When you've already lost 11 in a row to one team, No. 12 isn't such a big deal. More » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills
Some people are fans of the Buffalo Bills. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Buffalo Bills. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
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#mediameltdown
Internet Paralyzed By Michael Vick To Buffalo Rumors
Have you heard?! Michael Vick and Tony Dungy are in Buffalo right now signing an eighteen-year deal worth $4 billion. Or maybe he's not in New York State at all? Maybe you're the one who's like....trapped in Buffalo, man! More » -
#terrellowens
T.O. Explains To Trent Edwards Exactly When He'll Make His Life Miserable
T.O. drives the Buffalonians bananas on his first day at mini-camp. You get the impression that this is the one place in the NFL universe where his spectacle isn't only welcome, but desperately needed. (PHOTO: H/T William V.) [Buffalo News] -
#announcements
From Your Very Special Guest Editor
Last time I wrote on this page, it was with unbridled cautious optimism for Trent Edwards and the 2008 Buffalo Bills. Was I wrong? Yes and no. Well, actually, just yes.
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#nfl
Only Terrell Owens Can Cover Terrell Owens
Now that the city of Buffalo is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Terrell Owens, Inc., he's just going to go ahead and do his own sports reports, thank you very much. [WKBW] -
#nfl
Terrell Owens Makes Buffalo Seem Like An Exciting Place To Live
Terrell Owens has been a Buffalo Bill for all of about six hours, but he's already the most beloved free agent acquisition in the history of football. Although to be fair....we are talking about Buffalo. More » -
#nfl
Bills' Hall-of-Famer Bruce Smith Charged With DUI
All Bills' bad behaviour, all the time! The all-time sacks leader was pulled over and arrested early Friday in Virginia Beach, Virginia. More » -
#nfl
Bills' Fullback Arrested on Charge of Exposing Sexual Organs
Urgent bulletin! New York City's public masturbation epidemic is spreading Northwards across the state! More » -
#obits
Former AFL QB, VP Nominee, HUD Secretary Jack Kemp Passes Away At 73
Jack Kemp, best known for his work with supply-side economics and frequent runners-up Bob Dole and the Buffalo Bills, has lost another battle — this one to cancer. More » -
#nfl
Everyone Had A Good Time At Ted Ginn's Birthday Riot
Cleveland police had to break up a "near riot" in front of the House of Blues last night, that ended with Buffalo Bills defensive back Donte Whitner on the wrong end of a taser. More » -
#nfl
All Right, I'll Attend Your Stinking Workouts
After saying that he wouldn't attend the Bills' voluntary offseason conditioning program because it was, well, voluntary, Terrell Owens changes his mind and shows up on Wednesday. [The Buffalo News] -
#nfl
Saying Goodbye To Trader Lou
Lou Saban, who coached just about everywhere from high school to the NFL, has passed away at the age of 87. [NBC Sports] -
#terrellowens
Meanwhile, On The Kensington Expressway ...
Billsvandalsfans welcome Terrell Owens in their unique way. He should be in town eight times this season, so hopefully he'll see this. More »
