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more about #bullriding more comments → Kid Canada: "We just want to make sure nothing negative is said about the sport of rodeo or bull riding," Hamar said. "Accidents happen all the time." They sure d... more » Silky John-STON!: Kids are such rascals! Always getting stomped by a bull, or pulling little girls pigtails, or building forts in the living room. more » Steve U: Mrs. Hamar added: "It's not like someone injected the bull with a chemical that made him unusually aggressive. Or that I had a massive life insurance... more » MattinglysSideburns: TJ/ Scotty Gomez to Montreal for Chris Higgins /TJ more » Gourmet Spud: Then everyone sprinted through all five stages of grief. Easy now. They had their customary "Eight Seconds of Silence". more » MattinglysSideburns: "You can't keep your kids locked up in a closet," she said. Wanna make a bet? /Josef Fritzl more » TimCouchFanatic: "You can't keep your kids locked up in a closet," she said. Josef Fritzl strongly disagrees. more » Karlifornia: There to greet him at the pearly gates: Michael Jackson! more » Weed Against Speed: A pair of Colorado parents haven't appeared this oddly defensive about the untimely death of their child since John and Patricia Ramsey. more » Stev D: Let's be fair, these guys try and stay on a physically abused bull for about 8 seconds. It's not like they need to breakdown game film. more » ScientificMapp: "It is one of the raw elements of bull riding, as if PBR were a straight shot to the bottom of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, a direct connection to vu... more » UpstateUnderdog: skanky bitches in stanky britches? more » Weed Against Speed: Wait, the end of the video for "Epic" was a metaphor for fucking professional bull riders? That Mike Patton sure is a kook. more » ArkansasFred: Do they twist industrial strength rubber bands around their scrotums too? more » David Hume: Craig Childs explored the, ahem, ins and outs of Professional Bull Riding circuit for the High Country News. I bet you didn't know that Holland loves ... more » -
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Bullrider, 12, Trampled And Killed; Everyone Shrugs And Says It Was "Nobody's Fault"
A 12-year-old Colorado bullrider was killed Sunday when he was thrown from his mount and trampled, rupturing his heart's left ventricle. That's awful enough. Then everyone sprinted through all five stages of grief and headed straight for damage control. More » -
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Sex With A Professional Bull Rider: Not Eight Seconds
For those of you who've wondered what sex with a professional bull rider sounds like, here is your answer: "It sounds like fish slapping on pavement." More »
