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more about #bunkbeds more comments → Kid Canada: I guess they're looking for someone who can bomb from long range. more » jussstabitoutside: The Zooker opted to one up their bad-assness and head to the Sudan to fight a guerilla war. more » Hatey McLife: Joe Paterno would have made the trip, but he swore he wouldn't return to the Middle East, after that incident at Mary Magdalene's sweet sixteen. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Rich Rodriguez decided not to make the trip. He already has a solid gold bidet at home. more » Artie Fufkin: I am surprised that Tuberville I am found the free time to go to Iraq. more » HockeyMountain: Mack Brown's son-in-law was not invited, on the chance he might try and bat at a bouncing grenade more »
