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more about #butts more comments → Steve U: Still better than their original slogan: The McSkirt: So easy, a cavewoman could wear it! /Intel chimes more » shea_guevara: supposedly there's a video of Langendorfer inventing the shorts first, but Nike won't release it more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Nike: The Winged Goddess of [appellate] Victory. more » Hatey McLife: This is nothing compared to the outrage the estate of Gen. Sherman felt, after learning of Nike's "Burning of Atalanta" internal memo. more » Artie Fufkin: With that hairstyle she is most likely running to a Winger concert. more » Kid Canada: Nike also stole her idea to have Sir Mix-a-Lot sing the radio jingle. more » ArkansasFred: With that hairstyle she is most likely running to a Dokken concert. more » UpstateUnderdog: either way, always remember PIITB more » Gourmet Spud: ...enjoy your new Nike Butt Shorts™. From the makers of Hockey Thong™. more » Civil Negligence: Does this skirt make my butt look fast? Am I screwed either way when I answer that question, too? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Has that woman ever been out in the sun? She's practically transparent. more » -
#lawsuits
Nike Just Steals It
A woman in California is accusing the King Kong of clothing companies of stealing her trademarked slogan. Thankfully, this is America, where large, filthy rich corporations don't stand a chance against your average Jane Citizen. More »
