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more about #byu more comments → twoeightnine: Who knew Mormon underwear was crotchless. #dong more » UpstateUnderdog: more like John Cougar Mormon Cock #dong more » Durr T. Sanchez: Finally, someone that can use the "water's cold - and deep" joke, with impunity..... #dong more » Phintastic: I thought all cougars were chicks. #dong more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This is the exact same way the Pillsbury Doughboy makes his cookie dough. #dong more » Slothrop: I only hope he keeps that anteater clean. Nuthin' worse than puma smeg. #dong more » 100percentinjuryrate: Even Santonio Holmes is impressed. #dong more » AzureTexan: Looks like the old dudes at my gym! You know the ones — those ancient warriors who by virtue of their creeping dementia get to sit around the locker... more » Artie Fufkin: They promptly made a casserole out of it. #dong more » UkraineNotWeak: More like Cougarstein. #dong more » ArkansasFred: "Dude! Act like you're blowing him and I'll take a pic!! What do you mean 'kinda gay??' It's not gay! How can we be gay if we're in a fraternity?!... more » Bobby Big Wheel: If the cougar is indeed a woman, as she claims to be, then, my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! #dong more » -
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John. Cougar. Mormon Camp.
Via Spencer Hall and Shaggy Bevo comes this delightfully misplaced piece of Cougar Tail. I believe we call that positioning the Five O'Clock Cock.
