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more about #canada more comments → Clarence Rosario: Nothing a few Hacker Hellstorms can't cure. more » Phyllis Nefler: Man, Canada can't get a break. For YEARS they've endured having to pay the higher price on the back of paperback books and now we won't let them enjoy... more » Kid Canada: A few things about the Bills in Toronto game: 1) The cheapest tickets for the game are $99 (before tax), which may or may not be reasonable for an NF... more » Steve U: Hint - no matter how you capitalize it, it is not funny. You will not be approved. Please find another venue. -Thanks, The Management more » Bobby Big Wheel: And it's their fault that Due South got canceled to boot. more » DennyCrane: I'm sorry; I have to. #olympictorchrelay more » Steve U: BREAKING: World Anti-Doping Agency reports that Canadian torch-bearing sled dogs have tested positive for abnormal quantities of Canine Growth Hormon... more » Bobby Big Wheel: I would have chosen a different Foreigner song for a story about Canada. #olympictorchrelay more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: [goes to address bar] [types: urbandictionary.com] [clicks add] [types in word field: dog sledding] [types in definition field: having sex with Canadi... more » Civil Negligence: On the sled: native son of Canada, Alan Thicke. #olympictorchrelay more » Kid Canada: On a related note, did you know that Canada is really fucking big? The country itself ain't the only thing that's really fucking big, my man. I'm re... more » AzureTexan: Re: photo Isn't that Sarah Palin and her four apostles? #olympictorchrelay more » Weed Against Speed: Is it a coincidence that the Wendy's ad has returned and is directly above this post? I think not. #canada more » Steve U: Rebagliati is running as an anti-corporate, pro-labor candidate from the Weed Against Greed party. #canada more » ClueHeywood: His first bill will require all Tim Horton's to serve burritos. #canada more » -
#canada
Blame Canada, Says The Times
The strong Canadian dollar is buoying Canadian NHL teams at the expense of American ones, while the Bills' "home game" in Toronto is decimating Buffalo businesses. It's time we use rendition to get Chris Bosh. [NY Times / NY Times] -
#wakeupdeadspin
No, Vancouver Is The Other Way!
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#olympics
Olympic Pothead Is Now High On Civil Service
Ross Rebagliati—everyone's favorite dope smoking Olympic snowboarder—is running for a seat in Canada's parliament. You see, in Canada, election districts are called "ridings" and he probably just got confused because he was so freakin' high. [CTV/Victoria Times] -
#hockey
Canada Blaming Canada For Shaming Canada
Our usually easygoing neighbors to the north are up in arms about Canada's junior hockey team suiting up in green jerseys. I'd make a joke about this move being made for the green, if Canada didn't use crazy monopoly money. More » -
#highschoolfootball
Microwaving Poop Lands Canadian Football Players In Deep Doo-Doo
If there's one thing my grandfather told me that I have always held on to was when he said, "Don't put shit inside something you use to heat food that you intend to eat." But Gramps always got sayings wrong. More » -
#olympics
Canada Bogarting Its 2010 Olympic Venues
Canada—a country known planet-wide for its legendary rudeness and treachery—is denying foreign athletes access to Olympics sites in the run-up to the Vancouver Games, in order to protect their precious home-snow advantage. Oh....it is on, hosers. More » -
#mlb
Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties
A-Rod got a little up close and personal with the Toronto police department last night and, as is his wont, he got a little handsy. Come on, Kate Hudson. Can't you control your man? More » -
#football
Adam Jones Heads To Great White North
The Pack-Man, as I will always know him, signed a one-year deal with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the CFL. I wonder if NAFTA covers importation of strip club labor. [Canadian Press] -
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#duan
What The Buckeyes Learned In Canada
There must be a reasonable explanation for this photo, besides the obvious scenario of a Michigan SID spying on Thad Matta's squad and hacking into Ohio State's official athletics Web site. On second thought... More » -
#nhl
Illiterate Hockey Coach Now Writing Canada's Laws
Former NHL coach Jacques Demers—who admitted in 2005 that he is functionally illiterate—was appointed to the Canadian Senate by his buddy Stephen Harper. Eh, nobody reads government bills anyway. [Toronto Star] -
#undesirables
Vancouver Wary Of MMA "Gangsters"
This is the best news lede of the month: "The potential for an Ultimate Fighting Championship event to draw undesirable gangsters to downtown Vancouver is real, say police." So should we just hand over our wallets and women now? More » -
#arenafootballleague
Pray For The Arena Football League
Bon Jovi and his fellow owners are working to keep the AFL afloat, even phone chatting at 7 p.m. each night, but he said chances of survival are "50-50." Also, the CFL kicks off tonight. Happy Canada Day! [Fifth Down] -
#curling
Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
Let's take a break from all this college basketball "madness" and talk about what's really on your mind. That's right—let's talk about curling. More »
