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more about #candaceparker more comments → J-No: While adjusting the schedule to accommodate her is impressive, nothing can really top this honor. Too bad I didn't alert CPSL of the event. We coul... more » Weed Against Speed: I bet those guys with the dry mops that clean sweat up off the floor were working double-time last night. more » ArkansasFred: This is crazy. According to the story, a Washington Mom lost 47 pounds following 1 rule! more » Hustler of Culture: The woman defending her looks like she just got a taste.... more » Steve U: Meanwhile, Shelden Williams had to massage his stamen in order to photosynthesize simple sugars into the silicon oxides that form the basis of his spe... more » Hatey McLife: Looks like she fared better against the Mercury than Doug Flutie Jr. more » Gourmet Spud: Was the pump sponsored by Reebok? more » UpstateUnderdog: I prefer drinking breast milk straight from "the tap", not that bottled stuff. more » Weed Against Speed: People always look at me funny in the locker room when I use my penis pump before hitting the court. It's not fair. more » ClueHeywood: Taking a charge from Candace Parker results in a "Got Milk?" ad. more » Steve U: 7 pounds, 6 ounces and 20 inches in length Wait, what does Milton Berle have to do with anything? more » NordoftheBlings: "Often Down Syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability as well as facial appearance." But good for Sheldon, he's gonna be a spec... more » ScientificMapp: You forgot something. Are both mother and baby doing fine? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Sheldon Williams' skull has been in labor for 15 years. more » ScientificMapp: Keep it away from that one team of female athletes who said they eat babies a few weeks ago. more » -
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They Know Where Their Bread Is Buttered: Her Ovaries
The WNBA actually backloaded L.A.'s schedule to accommodate Candace Parker's maternity leave; the Sparks have played 5 fewer games than any other team. I only noticed this while playing Streak For The Cash, I swear. -
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In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
Parker returned yesterday against the Mercury, and once again sportswriters found themselves talking about her boobs: "Just before the game, Parker had to pump breastmilk in the locker room for her daughter's post-game feeding." [LA Daily News] -
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Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
"Candace Parker gave birth to a baby girl today at 11:29am. ... The baby girl weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces and 20 inches in length." [TrueHoop] -
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ESPN's EIC Takes Pride In Candace Parker Cover, Boob Lede
WNBA.com caught up with ESPN The Mag EIC Gary Belsky to discuss the cover story on Candace Parker and that infamous "C cup" lede that's gotten some people fired up
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Candace Parker's C Cups Are The Subject Of Furious Journalistic Debate
The recent Candace Parker ESPN the mag cover story written by Allison Glock has become a hot topic for the ornery scribes at SportsJournalists.com due to the story's breast-heavy lede paragraph. More » -
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Did Candace Parker Swallow A Basketball?
I don't want to tell the WNBA how to run their offseason training programs, but Canadce Parker might want to think about cutting back on the carbs. [BlackSportsOnline] -
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According To Snooping Europeans, Candace Parker Might Be Pregnant (UPDATE: She's Offcially Bumped Up)
They claim she won't be playing this season while she awaits her new baby.In caseThis is true.Please send your condolences to this heartbroken commenter. [FIBA] -
