Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #candy more comments → Tracy Ham and Eggs: I used to sell in a territory that took me regularly from Lancaster to Hershey. The nose can only take so many horse shit to chocolate transitions be... more » Sports-Pun: Slap a pair on Sandra Shine and you've got yourself a twenty-minute self-fisting video. Twenty minutes? This isn't a sprint, Sandra.. #jamboroo more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: This years easiest offensive Halloween Costumes: Couples: Dress like hippies and be John and Makensie (sp?) Phillips Male: Zombie Billy Mays. Zombi... more » twoeightnine: I have only puked once in the last five years and it was because of bacon vodka in martini at the Double Down in Vegas. [img150.yfrog.com] And how in... more » roland_t_flakfizer: The comments really Petered out there. #jamboroo more » I Like Cheap Beer: Holy Christ, Donovan McNabb is inaccurate.... ...STOP THROWING THE BALL AT THE FUCKING GROUND, MAN. How is an astute fan of the NFL just noticing thi... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Hershey, PA: When Lancaster isn't quite shitty enough for you and you'd like something a little more touristy. #jamboroo more » Nicholas Battaglia: Fantasy football is D&D for jocks and other assorted athletic has-beens. #jamboroo more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You are the biggest collection of front-running, unknowledgeable lemmings I have ever come across. douchenozzle22 has never been to Storrs, Connecticut. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: "Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Mark Twain #jamboroo more » Phintastic: I know you said that you don't have to dress up for Halloween ever again since you had kids Drew, but I think you should strongly consider going as Pe... more » Artie Fufkin: I watched Anvil: The Story of Anvil with my roommate, who has never seen Spinal Tap. It had to be 100 times less enjoyable for someone who hasn't seen... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Vikings' PR Department: Only declare people dead if they aren't alive enough to protest such an announcement If they followed this lesson then they'd... more » DirkToberFest: Now that's a fast-break Oliver Miller can get on board with. #jamboroo more » ScientificMapp: How much shittier could Matt Moore or AJ Feeley be? Those two must be quadruple amputees to not get the nod over Cajun Boy. Yeah, pretty much. They... more » -
#ballsdeep
HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
#ballsdeep
The Joys Of Very Large Old Public Urinals
Time for your Deadspin Open Mailbag Tuesday. Email us here or submit your questions via Twitter. This week, we're covering old urinals, candy, baby wipes, and more. More »
