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more about #carlmonday more comments → metroville: I'm still waiting for the second half of this video to be uncovered--the part where Mike Cooper follows Carl Monday home, insisting to reveal more abo... more » Barry Lutz: Seeing this again, I'm surprised that Mike Cooper has enough sense to use an umbrella. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: With a title like Unemployed Porn Site User there is no where to go but up more » Dave J.: I've got so many problems with Mike Cooper's technique. I mean, come on, find a pic you like and stay with it, brother. That rapid scrolling is just n... more » Dave J.: I've seen this 20 times and still don't know how they got Nathan Lane to portray Mike Cooper's mom. more » ClueHeywood: Barbaro? Carl Monday? Deadspin has gone into re-runs. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Looks like Sir Bob Geldof nailed it on the head. more » the earl of weaver: You'd figure two gentlemen with such pristine mustaches would be more cordial to one another. Alas... more » Karlifornia: Why Your Author Sucks: Mark Twain by Drew Magary #4: So I'm reading in the Cleveland library and Huck Finn said "I'm not racist or anything, but.." more » Gourmet Spud: Hundreds of years from now, this video will be referred to as the Deadspin Sea Scrolls. more » Kid Canada: Carl Monday is watching you deftly avoid copyright laws. more » KOGOD: That really takes me back. more » UpstateUnderdog: Also, the best part is that the kid is wearing an Ohio State sweatshirt. more » UpstateUnderdog: You jacking it? more » J-No: The back of Chicago Police Squad makes you want a silkwood shower when you get out. more » -
#hooray
At Last, A Carl Monday Video That Will Never Be Rubbed Out
For too long, the video of wanking correspondent Carl Monday's investigation into the activities of Mike Cooper's right hand has been subject to the whims of copyright enforcement. No longer. Here it is, brand spanking new, archived for all eternity. -
#nfl
Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out
New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints. More » -
#whimsy
Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Outside Of Your City College Women's Softball Practice
Santa Barbara police arrested a "middle-aged male" for masturbating in the parking lot where the Santa Barbara City College softball team was practicing. Carl Monday is not amused. More » -
