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Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
Fox29's Mike Jerrick did some fantastic "man on the street" reporting for "Good Day Philly" today, interviewing high school kids in sombreros, beating a taxi cab driver with an oar, and then asking youths to ride the "Cooch Train." Brilliant. More »
