Deadspin 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #carloszambrano more comments → The Gizmo from Pismo: Wait, so Suss CAN wait to live blog it? Like..right up until it starts? more » VTBen: and in women's golf news... HEY GUYS IT'S JI http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4322699 more » Artie Fufkin: DO ME A FAVOR! KICK MY ASS! more » Bobby Big Wheel: Anyone looking forward to an exciting new season of Entourage? Yeah, didn't think so. more » Steve U: He's just pissed because he found that plants do not, in fact, crave electrolytes. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: After his rampage, Zambrano was overheard whispering, "Don't worry, candy-bar vending machine, I'd never do anything to hurt you." more » Karlifornia: I did this at a Taco Bell once. I was pissed because they had Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Mountain Dew Arctic Burst, Mountain Dew Pitch Black... more » Sports-Pun: The Pirates' All Sport dispenser breathes a sigh of relief.. more » Eamus Catuli: Should they start beheading farm animals? At least then no one on the team will get Swine Flu. more » Deadspin: If he knew the injury bug was an STD he never would have had that three-way with Mark Prior and Kerry Wood. more » racistmascot_inc: Cub fans? Panic? You talkin crazy, Dash. more » -
#duan
Zambrano Pitches, Hits, Uses Inverted Pyramid
The Cubs have to be one of the most disappointing teams in the National League. It was nice for Carlos Zambrano to do, well, everything in the game today. More » -
#mlb
No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
Carlos Zambrano did not make it through his start against the Pirates today and neither did the Gatorade dispenser in the Cubs dugout. Carlos gets ejected, but it's always the electrolytes that have to pay the price. More » -
#mlb
Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
The Big Z is going on the 15-day DL with a bad hamstring. Should Cubs fans panic? Should they start beheading farm animals? Or get drunk and embrace the Jeff Samardzija Era. [Sun-Times] -
