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more about #carolinahurricanes more comments → Chamomiles Davis: The truu North, strong and free! more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Ruut-roh. #carolinahurricanes more » AzureTexan: You'll notice the parallels to Christ in that Jesus was also suspended for three days. #carolinahurricanes more » Bobby Big Wheel: This never would've happened in a Whalers-Nordiques game. Well, we would have gotten better camera angles for the hit at least. #coloradoavalanche more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Darcy Tuker got Darcy Tuckered? /head asplode #coloradoavalanche more » BruschisBrewsky: Todd Bertuzzi thinks Darcy Tucker should pull up his panties. #coloradoavalanche more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I love Weekend Daddy because he loves hockey. Also because he lets me eat a can of frosting for lunch. #coloradoavalanche more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I love Weekend Daddy because he loves hockey. Also because he lets me eat a can of frosting for lunch. #coloradoavalanche more » Brazil Thrill: "Imma hit you so hard you gonna grow a second right arm." #coloradoavalanche more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Reporter:Aaron, how do you feel about being grossly overvalued and cashing in in a couple of years? Ward: Don't jinx me yet. [Glen Sather appears wi... more » Hatey McLife: He should be happy to go to Carolina, it didn't work out well for the last Boston athlete who played around that much snow. more » HockeyMountain: He actually knew this was coming. You have to be able to take a punch to the face to play the Flyers. more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: He also owes the Winter Classic a Coke. more » Karlifornia: He can still take part in Carolina's Winter Classic....They play on the infield during the TUMS QuikPak 500. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: That's why I always carry a block of wood with me. And include no-trade clauses in all my contracts. more » -
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Tuomo Ruutu Suspended Three Games For Dirty Hit On Dirty Player
Carolina Hurricanes forward Tuomo Ruutu has been suspended for three games (and forfeits $59,067.36 in salary) for boarding Colorado Avalance forward Darcy Tucker last night. This will now conclude the NHL broadcasting day here on Deadspin.(hums O Canada) [TSN.ca] -
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Tuomo Ruutu Will Drink Your Milkshake!
Then he will take the glass it was served in and bash you in the face with it. There was a scary moment last night during the Colorado Avalanche-Carolina Hurricanes game when Tuomo Ruutu viciously and recklessly boarded Darcy Tucker. More » -
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Aaron Ward Jinxes Himself Out Of Winter Classic
On July 16, Boston's Aaron Ward was asked about his team getting to play in the Winter Classic. His response: "Don't jinx me yet. I could always be traded." Nine days later, he was traded to Carolina. [National Post/CBC/Bruins Blog] -
#nhlplayoffs
"The Scott Walker Story" May Need A Different Ending
After he cold-cocked Aaron Ward and scored the series-winning overtime goal against them, Bruins fans probably wished the Hurricanes' Scott Walker would get cancer. Unfortunately for everyone, his wife beat him to it. More » -
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Sucker Punch Earns Slap On The Wrist, Critics Give League Knuckle Sandwich
Carolina's Scott Walker got all smack happy on Aaron Ward's face yesterday, possibly breaking his orbital bone, but that won't stop Walker from playing in Game 6 tomorrow night. More » -
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New Jersey Would Probably Like That Last Minute Back
It's one thing to give up the game-tying goal in the last 1:20 of a Game 7, but to give up a game-tying and game-winning goal in the last 1:20—that's probably going to haunt you. More » -
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Yes, Hockey Does Have Buzzer-Beaters
After giving up a 3-goal lead, Carolina beats New Jersey on a slap shot with 0.2 seconds left in the game, which I guess is not a lot of time remaining.[NHL]
