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more about #carolinapanthers more comments → Jefferson Tardship: Former WCW superstar Bill Goldberg was the first player ever cut by the Panthers. How dare you, Carolina. This man started his wrestling career 108-0.... more » ScientificMapp: Yeah, Jake Delhomme really does suck. There hasn't been a more washed-up Louisianan since.... since.... I'm stumped. more » Steve U: a flaming shitwreck so profound in its ineptness that a mere nine-month break will do little to wash away its searing memory "And that's the story of... more » StuScott Booyahs: flaming shitwreck My search for a fantasy team name ends today. more » lecoqsportif: Ben Franklin had a purple, low-riding stage coach back in the day more » HockeyMountain: Anyone check Marques Slocum's garage? He may have thought that was a fuck lion. more » X-tacle: Police are currently focusing on one suspect: more » Sandy Magic Jackson: I see he painted it Diamonds and Pearl Purple. Nice. more » sir_pantsalot: I would bet the HOA took it and burned it down by the river because that is one seriously huge eyesore. more » Karlifornia: "Did you see last night's Pimp My Ride? They dipped a Chevy Caprice in Grape Drank" more » Gourmet Spud: A photo of Davis learning the news: more » Steve U: Wait, so Deadspin just posted an image of Muhammad? more » ClintonPortishead: He was thrown a new line of credit, but since he plays for the Bears it ended up in the hands of Section 112, Row F, Seat 6. more » J-No: He had his check book in his hands many times, but in typical fashion, kept dropping it. /also bitter more » Matt Sussman: This is just a bargaining tactic by Wachovia. They just want their pen back. more » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
Have You Seen This Purple Convertible?
Granted, Carolina linebacker Thomas Davis' $136,000 purple and chrome Caprice Classic really blends into a crowd, but it was stolen last week, so holler if you find it. Must be a lot of Panther-loving Prince fans out there. [WFMB/WRAL] -
#nfl
Panther (Card) Swipe: Muhsin Muhammad Should Pay His Bills On Time
What does Carolina Panthers wideout Muhsin Muhammad have in common with a college freshman? Both have overinflated views of their self worth (hi, bitter Bears fan here) and both have problems with credit cards. More » -
#nfcplayoffs
Despite Failure Of 'Pants Off For The Panthers', Fan Will Continue To Remove Pants
Add this to the Arizona Cardinals' list of impressive accomplishments: On Saturday they beat the previously undefeated mojo of the 'Pants Off For The Panthers' movement. More » -
#carolinapanthers
Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
"The fumble, I credit them," he said. "The guy had his head turned to me and just swiped." Panther swiped. Pitt should really pick up on this. [Winston-Salem Journal] -
#carolinapanthers
So Which Carolina Panther Loves The Whores?
According to PFT, at least one Carolina football player will be named in a huge Charlotte prostitution sting. Panther swipe. [PFT] -
#nfcplayoffblogdome
Joe Buck Pefers To Call It Multitasking
What they're saying around the blogs about the weekend's NFC playoff games ... More » -
#nflplayoffs
Pay No Attention To The Berman In The Background
Two top seeds slept for an extra week in their comfy, comfy beds and then promptly got bounced from their Super Bowl dream machine yesterday. How do you feel today Steelers and Giants fans? More » -
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#buzzsaw
The Buzzsaw That Is The NFC Championship Game
Chuck Klosterman once wrote that the reason soccer was so popular among suburban parents was because the sport allows their coddled, overfed children to run around for two hours without anyone having any idea whether they were playing well or not. More » -
#nfcdivisionalplayoff
The Buzzsaw Try To Dodge The Mighty Panther Swipe
I just had to bring up the Panther Swipe again. Go here if you missed it yesterday. More » -
#nfcplayoffsblogdome
In Case You've Forgotten, The Giants Play The Eagles This Weekend
So Giants fans pretty much have their panties in a bunch this week over this SI cover ... "Hey, we're the champs!" I'm ready for the game to start now. [Big Blue View] More » -
#nfl
Steve Young Breaks Down The Souvenir Cup Incident
On Monday we showed you video of the brazen plastic cup attack on former 49ers quarterback Steve Young following the Panthers-Bucs game on ESPN, as Young was trying to wrap up the proceedings at Bank of America Stadium for SportsCenter. On Wednesday he spoke of the incident for the first time. More » -
#antoniobryantscatch
Antonio Bryant's Left Hand Can Snatch Eagles From The Sky
The Deadspin Morning Video Wake Up Call will return for a brief period of time through the holidays. If you have any suggested videos to fill this space, email us. Subject: Morning Video Wake Up Call. More »
