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more about #cars more comments → Steve U: Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines! Where our comments are MUN . . . DANE!!! more » norbizness: Joe's car-buying advice, modeled on the cliche he uses about 1,200 times per telecast: "He needs to lay off the high fastback." more » Bobby Big Wheel: At Joe Morgan Honda, all MPG will be measured in rods to the hogshead, because that's the way he likes it! more » ArkansasFred: Isn't running a car dealership one of the like 4 possible career options for ex-ballplayers? 1. Terrible color analyst 2. Terrible restaurateur/ba... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile Crazy Moe's Big Red Machines are out of batteries. (That's why she's crazy.) more » David Hume: He's going to blow his entire year's ad budget on a 30 second spot showing an Insight hybrid doing an insane Clorox'd tires smoky burnout. Count on it. more » Occam's Racer: Joe felt it was his Civic duty. more » bevraj of choice: The first step in a well-laid plan to become the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Well done, Mr. Morgan. Well done, indeed. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: If you think this is brilliant wait utill his junk bond and sub-prime lending businesses get off the ground! more » ClueHeywood: "Why did you choose Honda, Joe?" "Consistency." more » alftime: You know, I've always said the best way to start a car is to insert the key into the ignition, and turn the key. more » Weed Against Speed: Jon Miller likes the idea of owning a dealership, but he is holding out for a Latin American country to come out with a decent car so he can over-pron... more » Juancho: comments on Cinci.com are pure comedy gold: ThisIsAConundrum wrote: I was at the airport on Monday night and outside terminal 3 I saw what I though... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Don't worry about the Element's middling MPG rating or aesthetic offenses - this car has grit! more » Weed Against Speed: Oooh, you gotta love that new-Dave-Concepción-slept-in-it-last-night car smell! more » -
#mlb
Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
Always one to stay ahead of the curve, Joe Morgan has decided that now is the time to get into the booming business of auto sales. At Joe Morgan Honda, your starter's Won-Loss Percentage is your credit! [Cincinnati.com] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Forget All Other Tributes: Presenting The Favre Firebird
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#wakeupdeadspin
Ohio Is For Clunkers
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#nfl
Have You Seen This Purple Convertible?
Granted, Carolina linebacker Thomas Davis' $136,000 purple and chrome Caprice Classic really blends into a crowd, but it was stolen last week, so holler if you find it. Must be a lot of Panther-loving Prince fans out there. [WFMB/WRAL] -
#autoracing
This Baby Can Be Yours For Only $12,000
Arrive to that NASCAR race or criminal deposition in style in the 1999 Pontiac Limo (sold as is, no warranty). Drawback: The Pontiac Limo is located in Warrenton MO. [The Three Idiots On Sports]
