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more about #carsonpalmer more comments → Silky John-STON!: Anyone else think that the most interesting development of Hard Knocks is the exposing of Carson Palmer as a humorous guy? The whole "Gatorade connoi... more » 100percentinjuryrate: Thank god Santonio Holmes isn't doing commercials like this. more » ClueHeywood: This. This is what Cincinnati gets for unsuccessfully prosecuting those who pander obscenity. more » Civil Negligence: Thank God for that little dweeb in the beginning, otherwise I would have had no idea who that random man in a jersey was. more » ScientificMapp: The producers went all out, even hiring Mrs. Palmer as the kid's acting coach. more » Hatey McLife: ‘Hard Knocks' puts Bengals under a microscopeUsually, the only thing related to the Bengals that is put under a microscope, is Gunnar Esiason's mucus. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Also fraudulent? San Diego's playoff chances and LDT's commitment. more » Karlifornia: HBO needs another show featuring synthetic bodily fluids. I'm thinking Onterrio Smith starring in False Urine more » HockeyMountain: Personally, I think the Bengals will show their stripes more » Mr. Praline: If only Boomer Esiason was still there... No, wait, it'd be even more boring. more » racistmascot_inc: But there WILL be mutton busting, right? more » Bobby Big Wheel: The Bengals aren't Crazy Town, but they've had output just as bad as "Butterfly." more » allyzay: sooooooooo...........did he confuse brokeback mountain with mrs. doubtfire or something? awkwaaaard. more » Karlifornia: I don't trust anyone that makes their living in a town that puts chili on top of spaghetti. more » Kid Canada: Esera Tuaolo just filed his reinstatement papers. more » -
#television
Take A Bite Of Carson Palmer's Smoked Sausage
Oh, the majesty and mystery of the low-budget local celebrity athlete TV endorsement. [Next Round] -
#nfl
What To Expect From "Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals"
The Cincinnati Bengals are not quite the trainwreck they once were, but everyone is still hoping for some kind of entertainment value out of this year's edition of HBO's "Hard Knocks" docudrama. Don't get your hopes up. More » -
#nfl
Chad Johnson Loves His Quarterback, Uncomfortable Sexual Metaphors
OchoCinco on his relationship with his Bengal QB: "We're like Brokeback Mountain. I'm going to be with Carson so much in July that I'm going to be the nanny (for his new twins.)" That's not....awkward. [Bengals; PFT] -
