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more about #cedricbenson more comments → My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Manny Acta getting the hell away from the Natinals: his biggest MLB managerial victory. #cedricbenson more » UkraineNotWeak: Do the Rams and Bucs play each other this season so that one of them may get a victory? I believe there is a chance at duel 0-16 seasons this year. #... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I speak for the entire State of Boise when I say this is royally fucked. #cedricbenson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: How would you describe Dustin Doe's eyes? Like a rabid deer sounds about right. #cedricbenson more » MattinglysSideburns: Benson made some waves last week when he accused his former team of trying to blackball him around the league. Cedric totally ripped that off from t... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: He celebrated by screwing Anna Benson. #cedricbenson more » Convict78: Geez, who do you have to sleep with to not get hired as a major league manager? I think this answers that question. #cedricbenson more » Weed Against Speed: Those nameless hordes sure look pretty stupid now, huh? Curtis Enis and Rashaan Salaam cannot believe they're not on that list. #cedricbenson more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Wouldn't it be 15-team? #watercoolerfodder more » I Party With Smoot: Needs more crane kick. --B. Simmons #watercoolerfodder more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I'm not surprised the Bears tried to blackball Benson...he was the worst at rushing ever. BEAT IT NERDS #watercoolerfodder more » UkraineNotWeak: "Phillies Win 16 Team 'Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees' Tournament" If you can't win after spending a quarter of a billion dollars on ballplayers in ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Patrick Crayton is also pissed no one told him Medium was moving to CBS. He missed like three episodes. #watercoolerfodder more » -
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Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Cedric Benson, who won the weekend by making the Chicago Bears look foolish. Granted, he's not the first. More » -
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Phillies Win 16-Team "Who Gets To Lose To The Yankees" Tournament
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
