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more about #centralmichiganchippewas more comments → Kid Canada: Thankfully for Guevara this isn't a criminal allegation, otherwise the punishment might be going into the Pokey. more » Chamomiles Davis: Male readership to Brooke: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. And if you do, please send proof to tips@deadspin.com. more » UkraineNotWeak: Central Michigan must've went lesbian about the time Jerkwheezy attended. Coincidence, you decide. more » Weed Against Speed: There is no greater punishment for a straight female college basketball player than running wind sprints to "Closer to Fine" on repeat after practice. more » Evgeni Merkin: It's during controvesies like these that I often wonder what would RIMJOBLARRY have to say about this? more » MattMillenFanClub: Brooke, you may also want to avoid the golf team . . . more » the earl of weaver: I guess I know who I WON'T be masturbating to tonight. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Central Michigan spokesman Steve Smith says the allegations "have no merit." Then Smith stormed out of his office looking for a baby to punch. more » Weed Against Speed: There was no good way out of this for Brook Heike. She was stuck between a fist and a hard place. more » Doyle McPoyle: I could not even go into her office without her commenting on my clothes, me having a boyfriend, wearing makeup, me being a girly-girl Weird, that's w... more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: I could not even go into her office without her commenting on my clothes, me having a boyfriend, wearing makeup, me being a girly-girl. Oh come on! Sh... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Guevara will tell her side of the story in her upcoming book, The Motorcycle Bar Diaries more » Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan: Wait, she got thrown out of a town of 25,000 in the rural Midwest for not being gay? more » Gourmet Spud: The official report said she was kicked off for "refusing to box out her man". more » Afino: Viva la revolucion? more » -
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Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
Former Central Michigan player Brooke Heike is suing the school because, she says, she lost her scholarship for not being a lesbian. Just another example of an athlete not being able to follow simple instructions. More »
