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more about #cfl more comments → Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I think I recognize someone in that crowd... Edit: Image uploader not working, but trust me, it would have been HILARIOUS. more » Kid Canada: Everyone on the Alouettes was happy except for Adrian McPherson, since he had $10k on the Riders. more » ArkansasFred: I expect better comedy from the country that gave us Royal Canadian Air Farce and Caroline Rhea. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Of course, as you are well aware, Montreal is the Buffalo of Canadian football I thought Buffalo was. more » Artie Fufkin: Went to Auburn with Damon Duval, Montreal's kicker. He was a big fan of drugs and alcohol. And look at him now...he plays in Montreal. more » Phintastic: DMX must be celebrating right now by impersonating a police officer and arresting a mailbox. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Two Teams: One Grey Cup Roughriders Choke On Their Own Crap in Final Seconds /headline'd more » DirkToberFest: If you're a fan of Regina, however, I suppose you're just going to have make do with booze and porn. Let's keep Baby Love separate from the porn. Ot... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Montreal is the Buffalo of Canadian football Hey, that's pretty funny, dickface. Some of us are on a one game win streak en route to the fucking play... more » Gourmet Spud: Montreal is the Buffalo of Canadian football—having lost four of the last seven Grey Cup finals. There's only eight teams. So, by my math, every te... more » Mr. Praline: Give Ottawa another chance at a team! The world needs more Riders vs. Riders Grey Cups. more » ManchuCandidate: Hey now... Yesterday, Kingston was the greatest football city on Earf (sic) when the school I barely graduated from Queen's, won the Canada City Univ... more » Mr. Praline: Gotta love bilingual player introductions. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Attendees' faces were so red it looked like they were wearing rouge. more » DirkToberFest: Same difference, right? No. DJ Tiesto has never licked a woman's cervix before. These things matter. #kiss more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Another Roughrider Goes Home Disappointed
The Saskatchewan Roughriders are not sticking the Grey Cup anywhere after last night's last-second defeat in the CFL championship. It's going to be a long winter up there. More » -
#football
Alouettes! Roughriders! It's the 97th Grey Cup!
The battle for the CFL championship kicks off in a few minutes (I think they have kickoffs), and we'll soon know once and for all which is the greatest football city on earth: Montreal or Regina. [CFL] -
#cfl
Below-Freezing Wind Chill Not Enough To Deter Grey Cup Revelers
An "ice hazard" and wind chills dipping to four-below-zero didn't stop thousands of Canadians from turning out to attend today's Grey Cup parade in Calgary. The fact that Elisha Cuthbert was Grand Marshal probably didn't hurt attendance. [TSN] -
#cfl
CFL Player Gets Stabbed After Attending
Calgary Stampeders tight end Teyo Johnson got stabbed at a party Thursday night after he went to aKISSConcert (Updated)KISSconcert. Apparently, it has been learned that it was a DJ Tiesto concert - not KISS. Same difference, right? [TSN] -
#hockey
Canada Blaming Canada For Shaming Canada
Our usually easygoing neighbors to the north are up in arms about Canada's junior hockey team suiting up in green jerseys. I'd make a joke about this move being made for the green, if Canada didn't use crazy monopoly money. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Teams Giving Refunds For Poor Play Could Bankrupt American Sports
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Winnipeg Stockpiling Malcontents
Charles Rogers, the original Matt Millen WR bust, will be joining Pac Man in Winnipeg. Since his 2005 release, Rogers has been battling drug addition to return to football. He reportedly still owes the Lions $8.5 Million[PFT] -
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#football
Adam Jones Heads To Great White North
The Pack-Man, as I will always know him, signed a one-year deal with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the CFL. I wonder if NAFTA covers importation of strip club labor. [Canadian Press] -
#heroes
CFL Lineman Sacks Purse Snatcher On Streets Of Edmonton
Because we all need to believe in the power of sport again, here's a story involving an athlete that has a happy ending. If reading about a thief get crunched by a professional football player makes you happy, that is. More » -
#cfl
Well This Is Quite The Michael Jackson Tribute
Toronto Argos receiver Arland Bruce decided he'd "pay tribute" to Michael Jackson after his first touchdown by stripping off his pads and playing dead. [ESPN]
