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more about #championsleague more comments → Brazil Thrill: If Messi really wants to follow in the footsteps of Maradona, he really needs to work on gaining 200 pounds and developing a crippling coke addiction: more » AliciaSacramonesBrownie: Hey Man U, How does my buttocks taste in the place of where you eat food ? Lionel more » MattinglysSideburns: It was all fun and games for Messi, until he was chased home by Gargamel. more » Sandy Magic Jackson: Eh, tell me when he's doing bumps off of teammates' hands in the middle of the game, and we'll see who the true king of Argentinian football is. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I thought Lionel Messi was the failed Jheri Curl company from that guy who sings Hello. more » Weed Against Speed: I haven't seen a Lionel behave so inappropriately since Lionel Richie got frisky with that blind chick in the video for "Hello." more » PermanentInjuredReserve: Oh goddamnit! Now I have the fucking UEFA song stuck in my head. THE CHAMPIONS!!! (A big middle finger to Heinekin for sticking that in their commerci... more » Gourmet Spud: He's not doing anything to help the Spanish's reputation for racism with that insulting caricature of an Irishman. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Maybe it's my pro-American bias showing, but "Champions FUCKING Champions" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. more » UkraineNotWeak: At least he showed up. Dwight Gooden couldn't say that back in '86. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Legitimate question: Where on the "Total Dud/Totally Epic" scale does this game fall? /Played soccer (badly), but rarely watches. more » supermike5alive: gol? more » BigRicks: Where to watch online for free? Channelsurfing.net doesn't seem to be working today. more » MrRedDevil: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » MrRedDevil: Anybody else hyperventilating? more » -
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Chelsea Is Not Taking Their Champions League Defeat Well
Barcelona pulled off a miraculously late rally to win their Champions League semi-final slugfest over Chelsea yesterday, but the defeated English are having some trouble coping. At least no one has hung themselves! Yet. More » -
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Arsenal Fan Commits Suicide After Champions League Wipeout
A Kenyan soccer fan hung himself—in his Arsenal jersey—after his favorite team got thumped by Manchester United in the Champions League yesterday. That is not dealing well with defeat. More » -
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Soccer: Only The Manliest Of Men Need Apply
OK, so we've had a good time this month making fun of soccer. But do we really think soccer is gay? No way. And this video only reinforces that belief. More » -
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AC Milan Unashamed By Liverpool Loss [China Daily]
