<![CDATA[Deadspin: channingcrowder]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: channingcrowder]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/channingcrowder http://deadspin.com/tag/channingcrowder <![CDATA[Dolphins Aim To Keep Saints From Touching Themselves Further [Nfl]]]> Miami linebacker Channing Crowder muses about this weekend's opponent, New Orleans: "They're undefeated, they're probably smelling themselves, rubbing each other's balls." Except the Miami Herald changed the quote to "[back]." Yeah, that's basically the same thing. [Herald/Twitter]

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5388743&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Channing Crowder Is A Citizen Of The World [London Football]]]> dophinsinlondon.jpgHey, did you hear the Giants and Dolphins are playing in London this week? It's like a regular old boring regular-season game ... but people will be driving there on the other side of the road!

Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder will be in the strange land of Lon-don, and clearly his Florida education has paid off in the field of geography.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

This is true: Everybody knows there are no black people in London. Well, other than Prince Charles.

Channing Crowder Must Have Failed Geography [The Phinsider]

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