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more about #charlieweissinevitablefiring more comments → ClintonPortishead: And as he stood, fearfully aquiver in the sights of the loaded weapon, Mayor McCheese knew his time had come to an end. more » Silky John-STON!: Sources: Weis' Notre Dame buyout is smaller than believed Is his buyout standing right next to him? That might just be an optical illusion. more » Tuffy: GUN! more » David Hume: In a fitting metaphor for his tenure at ND, a flag with *BANG* printed on it popped out upon pulling the trigger. more » MattinglysSideburns: Not pictured: The seconds after this picture was taken, when a dejected Weis discovers that his gun doesn't produce sour cream like the one at the Tac... more » HockeyMountain: Tackelberry looks like shit. more » Weed Against Speed: I had no idea Generra made Hypercolor tents. more » PQ Crash: Be very, very quiet; I'm hunting wecruits. more » Doyle McPoyle: You know your shirt makes you look like a fucking optical illusion? more » xwildebeestx: His gravitational field is such that it warps and distorts the parallel lines of his shirt. Also, he's quite obese. more » J-No: The McDonald's dollar menu is going to get one heck of a work out. more » Weed Against Speed: He's imagining that he's shooting the employee at Old Country Buffet that cut him off after 8 trips to the Prime Rib carver's table. more » Jefferson Tardship: "And by 'ego' I mean 'esophagus'". more » Gourmet Spud: "It has been all about him and his mountain of eggos." more » Bullshooter: Rodney Dangerfield is back from the grave, and he's pissed! more »
