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more about #chaseutley more comments → bmoreDLJ: If this keeps up, we'll have to talk to Honda about building RoboUmps. more » Silent Q: No umpire has influenced a postseason series like Zombie Eric Gregg did when he ate Cliff Floyd's brain during Game 1 of the '06 NLCS. more » Weed Against Speed: What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires? Fragile? So all umps are Italians, huh? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: That was a doozie by Cuzzi. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Since when was Papelbon in the Scatman Crothers episode of Scooby Doo? more » Weed Against Speed: It requires almost no physical effort and there are very few "judgment" calls that require interpret some vague rule during split second action. Just... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What's that white line for? For Kelsey Grammer to make the funny time! more » DirkToberFest: Then you'll see some REALLY bad calls. They never should have done away with 10-10-321. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: "Nothing But Complaints [WEEI]" That's a pretty apt description of what WEEI is like everyday more » Clare: Eight posts before someone got in a joke at my expense? YOU'RE SLIPPING, PEOPLE. more » Stev D: Why does Ryan's batting average go down whenever Chaz gets hit by a pitch? Um..VORP? more » Roto_Tudor: What the hell is a freelance Rabbi? Someone fill me in on this. Back alley Bat Mitvahs? Circumcisions on the sly? more » Gourmet Spud: Kind of like how everytime Jeter strikes out, A-Rod gets an erection. more » VTBen: Please not Jim Thome. That would forever ruin baseball for me. more » Tiger_Tanaka: I'd like to go back in time and give Danny Tartabull steroids. And some bennies. ANYTHING. more » -
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What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
It's been a pretty rough offseason for the men in blue, as it seems like nearly every game of the incredibly brief Division Series (plural) has had at least one horribly blown call. These umps are anything but championship caliber. More » -
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Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
Why does Ryan's batting average go down whenever Chaz gets hit by a pitch? Hang in there, little buddy! [Freakonomics, photo via] -
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Would Any Names Shock You At This Point?
Now that A-Rod's been outed as a 2003 steroid user, many are wondering when the other 103 names on that not-so-mysterious list will be revealed. Would any player's name surprise you?
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