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more about #chelsea more comments → Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: His favorite baseball player? Turk Wendell. #soccer more » 100percentinjuryrate: Rick Reilly already has his column ready for this next week. #soccer more » UkraineNotWeak: Evidence of Brits brushing their teeth is very rare. Sort of like a Nessy sighting. #soccer more » VTBen: reminds me of one of my favorite simpsons jokes #soccer more » Owen's Hard Greaves: Lovely goal by Anelka. Interesting to see Drogba turn provider there instead of taking the shot himself. more » Silent Q: See, this kind of shit is EXACTLY why Elvis Costello doesn't want to go to Chelsea. more » hockalees: Actually, the ban is much worse than the headline suggests. The ban is until January 2011. That encompasses the January trading window and all of ne... more » White Speed Receiver: So, how about that Rooney? more » Moonshine Mike: "You Know? It's My Art - When I Disguise My Body in the Shape of a Plane..." more » Steve U: But did Merseyside go on to experience Lawless Victory? more » UkraineNotWeak: It's always nice to see a father and daughter enjoying a day out together. more » UkraineNotWeak: Ballparks all over the NL from now will play "Big Yellow Taxi" when Duaner Sanchez enters the game. more » Matt Sussman: This is worse than the time I heckled Morgan Ensberg while tied to my chair. more » KOGOD: How can a lower league player be a rival of Man U? more » UkraineNotWeak: Jorge Posada is in for a whole new level of crap. more » -
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Chelsea! Man U! Dental Hygiene!
A thrilling 1-0 game between the clubs atop the table is no reason for this Chelsea supporter to forget to brush his teeth mid-match. [Off The Post] -
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The Deadspin Pub Opens For Chelsea and Liverpool
Chelsea and Liverpool are set to kick off the weekend's spotlight match at Stamford Bridge. Elsewhere Real Madrid faces their toughest test to date in La Liga against Sevilla. More » -
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Chelsea Banned From Signing Players Until
The two-transfer-window ban is for illegally poaching a young midfielder from his Ligue 1 team. Which is funny, because messing around with a French teenager is exactly how Tony Parker got in trouble, too. [Guardian]20102011 -
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British Soccer: Like A Sunny, Fun Day At Disneyland
So which is more distasteful, sports fans?: Mocking plane crash victims, or wishing someone dead from a car wreck? Don't worry, it's British soccer. You can have both! More » -
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The Deadspin Pub: Help Yourself (Because I Sure Can't)
By request: Soccer hooligans may commiserate in here. I'm told Chelsea and Manchester United are playing right now, which sounds important, but what do I know? -
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Shouldn't Winning Be More Enjoyable?
Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin. More » -
