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more about #chelseafc more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: I thought we banned all the people who still cared about soccer? more » ScientificMapp: As brother to a (so I've been told) hot sister, I understand Juliano's pain. more » Karlifornia: Can anyone say "Preferisco la puttana di tua sorella" in Portuguese? more » Jack Carpenter: I'd like to rub some barbeque sauce on that behind and brrrrrr /Anchorman'd But really, I'd stick inanimate objects in places that may not even exist ... more » roland_t_flakfizer: Better than finding out that: A) The original Ronaldo wants to nail your sister B) You don't have a sister. more » Kid Canada: So Gemma Atkinson is single now? /adjusts tie/buys flowers/slicks back hair/wonders if the whole / thing is frowned upon in the comment manifesto more » Hatey McLife: He only started dating Luana after nailing all of Danica Patrick's pit crew. more » David Hume: Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister Deadspin, 2009 Congratulations, Romans are Nailing Your Son Deadspin, 0 more » Bobby Big Wheel: Cristiano Ronaldo should heed the lesson of Phil Jackson: fuck the sisters of your enemies, but marry the daughter of the owner. more » Starburied: Congratulations, Cristiano Ronaldo Is Nailing Your Sister Probably not. - Natalie Cole more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Since she could have any man in the world, she naturally chose the most famous man in her brother's chosen field This would be just like Brady Quinn's... more » Carmen McFanzone: Hmmmm. Hot girl is focus of post. But ... must ... not ... objectify ... She seems ... virtuous. more » RagingRomones: I for one am looking forward to Chelsea's match against Manchester United at Old Tradford! /Soc-cer more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You sick son of a bitch. -Jamie Dixon more » VTBen: Ha ha, fuck you Chelsea. Another Chelsea/ManU final would have been devastating. more » -
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Chelsea Is Not Taking Their Champions League Defeat Well
Barcelona pulled off a miraculously late rally to win their Champions League semi-final slugfest over Chelsea yesterday, but the defeated English are having some trouble coping. At least no one has hung themselves! Yet. More » -
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How Does This Help Us Play Soccer Again?
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