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more about #chicago more comments → Butter Chicken: Robert Blake apparently has a fabulous new hairpiece. more » DennyCrane: I wonder if Jay went to the plastic surgeon's office and simply asked for "the Gene Simmons." more » Sex Fabregas: I never knew there were iPhones around when the Berlin Wall collapsed more » norbizness: Here's hoping he reconnects with his biological mother, Helen Thomas. more » StuScott Booyahs: more » MattinglysSideburns: We were singing Mr. Big's "Next to be with you" at the time, and he refused to participate, which I think could have actually improved his image had h... more » Kid Canada: Jay's inner monologue in this picture: "blue, green, green, blue-yellow-green, red, orange, yellow, whammy bar...STAR POWER!" more » twoeightnine: I've heard of multiple chins but how many cheeks can one person have? more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Mariotti then grabbed the mic and broke it down for the crowd: Tonight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I f... more » Steve U: An instant +1 to whoever convincingly photoshops Mariotti into a series of famous historical photographs and paintings, a la the Observers from Fringe. more » Phintastic: Jay - too much guyliner dude. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Lighten up, Jay. Your Sports Shout co-star Tracy Jordan takes the public's ribbing in stride. more » the earl of weaver: Need to find directions to the White Sox locker room? There's an app for that. more » Weed Against Speed: The fact that Jay Mariotti stepped foot in a karaoke bar was clearly a mistake. Maybe he thought that with a name like the Blue Frog, it would be just... more » StuScott Booyahs: "Hey everybody, Mariotti is taking a dump in the bathroom right now!" +1, Mr. Karaoke Performer. more » -
#mediameltdowns
Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
Even though our good friend and dance partner, Jason Whitlock, is annoyed that Deadspin is "baiting its readers to stalk Mariotti," it would be more criminal to waste this picture of Jay's big night at Blue Frog we referenced yesterday. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene
Mariotti's omnipresence on the Chicago bar scene — and recent photos confirming it — have opened the floodgates from numerous other Chicagoans(ites) who've had unfortunate run-ins with him. A few samplings of the (alleged) Mariotti interactions.
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#mediameltdowns
Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
The bar patron who has the cell phone pic which (allegedly) sparked Mariotti getting bounced from a Chicago nightclub last Thursday night has yet to surface, but another reader stealthily snapped him in his natural habitat. More » -
#2016olympics
Chicago Mourns The Loss Of Civic Nuisance, Massive Boondoggle Known As The Olympics
Chicago had this thing and it was fucking golden and then, suddenly, it wasn't. And even though Jacques Rogge and the IOC saved the city the enormous, crippling burden of hosting their big track meet, some people were very sad. More » -
#2016olympics
Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
Rio de Janeiro! The Olympics will be held in South America for the first time ever (and only the third time in the Southern Hemisphere.) More » -
#2016olympics
Handicapping The 2016 Olympic Vote
Four cities are vying for the right to punish their own citizens with higher taxes, crippling transportation problems, and acres of over-priced and underused infrastructure projects that will blight the landscape for decades to come. Let the torch burn bright! More » -
#sadwhimsy
Cub Fans Ruin Their Own Child's Life By Making Her A Cubs Fan
A Chicagoan e-mailed to ask why I have no love for the Windy City.Someone else e-mailed the answer. Meet new North Side resident, Waitle Nex Yeare. With any luck, the state has already placed her in protective custody. [Slanch] -
#nfl
They're Not Saying "Boo!" They're Saying "I Hope You Die In A House Fire, You Pansy"
Jay Cutler returned to Denver last night for the first time since his temper tantrum-induced trade and did moderately well for a first half. A Neckbeard-less Kyle Orton also suffered a sewing injury on his index finger. [DenverPost] -
