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more about #chicagobears more comments → David Hume: Check out the ass on that filly. -Warren Cromartie. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Just a little subversive Charmin advertising. more » MattinglysSideburns: Almost presciently, Devin Hester was wearing a Simon Adebisi beanie underneath his helmet. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: I havent seen that big of a black asshole on TV since they cancelled Quite Frankly. more » Clarence Rosario: Janet Jackson thinks this is derivative. more » Bobby Big Wheel: This happened all the time in the '90s more » CumaeanSibyl: My, my, my. Question: did the guy snag his underwear too, or was he not wearing any? And, if he wasn't, how did he have his cup on? I thought a jock... more » Zulkey: how embearassing more » Steve U: "I am not having that conversation about dudes' physiques again." more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Chicago has to be full of fucking retards if they think this is all, or even mostly, Cutler's fault. First problem: no O-line. Second problem: no one... more » Karlifornia: Jay McNown is the worst hybrid quarterback since Jamarcus Orlovski more » Pete Gaines: I take solace in the fact that Steve Rosenbloom is wrong about everything. (PS, it's hard to be a good quarterback without an OL, RB, or WRs.) more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I'm impressed the Bears fans read about his supposed ties to the nazi party. #chicagobears more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Jay Cutler was actually pouring this shot for himself but it somehow wound up in someone else's glass #chicagobears more » DirkToberFest: What ever happened to the good ol' days when you could show your superiority by spiking a man's drink with urine? #chicagobears more » -
#datass
Full Moon Over Chicago
Considering the flood of emails, you people are all about Devin Hester's ass. I'm not here to judge, so we present it in all its glory after the jump. More » -
#nfl
Chicago Has Pretty Much Completely Turned On Jay Cutler
It's bad; they've taken to calling him "Jay McNown." But the beleaguered QB finds an unlikely defender in the father of former Bears washout Rex Grossman. Dan Grossman's endorsement floated 50 yards and was intercepted by Brian Griese. [Chicago Tribune] -
#scary
Steeler Fan Says Bears Fans Blinded Him With Roofies
They say that you should never take a drink from stranger that you didn't see poured yourself. That goes double for Steeler fans hanging out in Chicago bars, after one poor bloke says he was poisoned by local Ditka worshipers. More » -
#weekendwinner
Cedric Benson Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Cedric Benson, who won the weekend by making the Chicago Bears look foolish. Granted, he's not the first. More » -
#nfl
Brian Urlacher's Season Is Over
The Bears linebacker dislocated his wrist last night and is reportedly out for the rest of this season. Chicago's opening week just gets better and better! [Tribune] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Bears Begin The Season With Five-Yard Penalty
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#nfl
Smokin' Jay: Cutler Sure Does Clean Up Nicely
Judging by this month's Michigan Avenue Magazine, the new Bears quarterback wants to mount a serious challenge to Matt Ryan as the best-looking ball-slinger in the NFL. What else is he saying with these hot new looks? More » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Chicago Bears
Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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#nfl
10-Year-Old Hero Closes Door On Jay Cutler Era
A young Broncos fan who was among the many betrayed by Gentleman Jay Cutler has called for a purifying ritual that will ease the pain of Denver football faithful—declaring August to be Jay Cutler Jersey Burn Month. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Broncos Fans Are Thrilled About The Bears New Quarterback
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#superfans
The Thin Line Between Fan and Fanatic
Let's say you love the Chicago Bears. (Relax....it's just an example.) And let's say you don't mind having a few dozen tattoos on your body. That doesn't logically follow that you need 92 Bears autographs permanently inked in your skin. More » -
#jaycutler
Jay Cutler's Late Night Activities Prompt Furious Debate
Bears' general manager Jerry Angelo isn't worried about Jay Cutler's drinking . Former punky QB Jim McMahon says "It's the off season!" And now for Julia Allison's side of the story. More » -
#nfl
William "Refrigerator" Perry In The Hospital
The Fridge is expected to recover, but is suffering from Guillain-Barre Syndrome, "a chronic inflammation disorder of the peripheral nerves" and also something that doctors call "Shuffleitis." [Sun-Times] -
#nfl
Jim McMahon Is The "MVP Of The Bedroom"
It's come to this: The former Bears quarterback has become a pitchman for a mysterious sex drug. [WGN Morning News] -
#nfl
The Bears Are Apparently Ready For Prime Time
Chicago has five televised prime time games this upcoming season, tied with the Steelers, Giants, Cowboys and Colts for the most. Guess which six teams were completely shut out? [NFL.com] -
#jaycutler
Jay Cutler's Windy City Heat
Busy first week for Jay Cutler, who seems to be familiarizing himself into the Chicago nightlife scene quite nicely since his arrival. More » -
#nfl
Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well — A LOT. More » -
#nfl
Chicago Wants A Second Terrible Football Franchise
This is what happens when you have two weeks of down time to fill, but it's somehow still football season. Crazy mayors get crazy ideas and people (like me) pretend to take them seriously. More » -
#nfl
The Fridge Is No Longer A Rookie, Still No Dumb Cookie
I don't know if I've ever felt older than I did when watching this interview with William "The Refrigerator" Perry. The former baby-faced rookie is just 46 years old. Wow. [Mouthpiece Sports] More » -
#nfl
Rod Marinelli And Matt Millen Are Only Michigan Residents To Find Work
Marinelli actually turned down two other teams, before joining the Chciago Bears as their new assistant head coach and defensive line coach. Wonders never cease. [ESPN]
