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more about #chicagoblackhawks more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Come on men, this one's for Aslan!!! more » AzureTexan: "Juan Marichal and the family of Johnny Roseboro will attend the opening of a play based upon the former's famous beating of the latter with a bat." ... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Don't worry Big Ten, there's always the BCS games to lose. more » ClintonPortishead: Does this mean the Big Ten is tops in the nation? No, no it doesn't. more » J-No: One thing not up for debate, I would like to have lots of sex with Patrick Sharp. #chicagoblackhawks more » ScientificMapp: Court-ordered apologies are the heartfeltest. more » Karlifornia: These New York cabbies should know that not everyone is going to react positively to finding out their confession of self-fellatio is going to appear ... more » MattinglysSideburns: Little known fact: Patrick Kane is Clarence Mason's only other client aside from the Nation of Domination. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: He took them to their destination, but then locked the door, so that they couldn't get out before they paid He stole my move! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I refuse to believe the media could report something irresponsibly. I refuse to believe because I need to keep my stress level down. I need to keep my... more » Steve U: Patrick Kane Reminds You Why You Should Never Take A Cab Ride In Buffalo Reason No. 1: that would place you in Buffalo. more » 7-8 Deville: when asked for a comment, Paul Bearer admitted he was shocked by Kane's behavior. more » Kid Canada: Why tip someone for a job I am capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I do, however, tip my ... more » Karlifornia: Just another example of the NBA's out of control thug culture. more » uninspired: The story failed to mention the cab driver was Scott Norwood. more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Is The Big Ten The Best Hoops Conference?
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nhl
Matt D'Agostini Got Knocked The Fuggout
Chicago Blackhawks Andrew Ladd absolutely leveled Montreal Canadiens right winger Matt D'Agostini early in last night's 3-2 Chicago victory. More talk about head shots! Whee! More » -
#nhl
Patrick Kane Deprives World Of Potentially Amusing Trial
The Blackhawks forward pleads guilty to disorderly conduct and is ordered to apologize the cab driver he allegedly punched. So this whole sorry mess is behind us. Dang. [Mouthpiece Sports] -
#nhl
Kane Vs. Cabbie Incident "Overblown" According To Everyone
Patrick Kane's taxi cab showdown has created an usual occurrence—lawyers from both sides of the incident complaining that the media has blown it out of proportion. That's no fun. More » -
#nhl
Patrick Kane Reminds You Why You Should Never Take A Cab Ride In Buffalo
The Blackhawks winger was charged with two counts of felony second-degree robbery and the always popular "criminal mischief" after punching a cab driver and stealing his money. Hey, when you grow up in Buffalo 20 cents is worth the effort. More » -
#nhl
Hockey Arrests! Aww, Just Like A Real Sport
Blackhawks star Patrick Kane was arrested this morning for punching a cabbie who didn't have the 20 cents in change he wanted. So that's assault, robbery, and I'm going to assume underage drinking charges for the 20-year-old. [Buffalo News] -
#nhl
NHL's Horrible CBA Comes Back To Bite Them In The Ass
After years of the NHL screwing fans, a few owners are now trying to screw the league. No one weeps for Gary Bettman, because turnabout is foul play. More » -
#nhl
Blackhawks GM Fired For Not Following Example Set By Cubs
Dale Tallon took over a terrible post-lockout Blackhawks franchise, combined shrewd drafting and solid free agent picks to build a young, exciting contender and was rewarded for his efforts with a swift kick in the pants. That's the Chicago way. More » -
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#nhl
Chicago Blackhawks To Lose The Next 12 Stanley Cup Finals
Marian Hossa (who is 30) just signed a 12-year contract with the Chicago Blackhawks, after allegedly turning down a 10-year deal from the Red Wings. This guy really knows how not to pick 'em. [NHL.com] -
#nhlplayoffs
Adam Burish Survives Horrifying Decapitation Attempt
It's important to keep your head during heated playoff battles—but if this skate blade had come any higher it would have sliced Adam Burish's noggin clean off. (Gruesome video ahead.) More » -
#nhl
Ladies Love Hockey Players And Their Mangled Fingers
Chicago defenseman Matt Walker adds an extra joint to his middle finger by blocking a slap shot, then shows off his gnarled hand for horrified onlookers. You know you love it. [Puck Daddy] -
#nhl
The Blackhawks Did Not Think This Promotion Through
Jonathan Toews scores three goals (twice) on "Free Hard Hat Night" in Chicago. Nothing says "NHL fun" like getting pelted by a shower of shiny red plastic helmets. [Not Qualified To Comment] -
#nhl
Bob Probert Heritage Night? Um, OK
Blackhawks honor their former enforcer who is best known as a Red Wing, and for his legal problems following retirement. Makes sense to me. [Between The Pipes] -
#wakeupdeadspin
You've Got To Keep The Biscuit In The Basket
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#duan
The Chicago Blackhawks Teach Us The True Meaning Of Hamburgers (A Radio Play)
The greatest holiday story of this or any other season, is of course, the magic tale of the Chicago Blackhawks Thanksgiving Wilderness McDonald's Funeral Procession. More » -
#nhl
Blackhawks Field Trip Now The Feel Good Story Of Mid-December 2008
The original tip about the Chicago Blackhawks and their winter sojourn to the funeral of GM Dale Tallon's father was actually a complaint that no one was talking about it. Well ... you win. More » -
#chicagoblackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks Star In A Heart-Warming Tale Of Thanksgiving Joy
I got an interesting email this morning about the Chicago Blackhawks. (Wait guys, that's not a joke!) More »
