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more about #chicagotribune more comments → DougOLis: Contreras also pulled a quad in his 2nd start. May or may not be related to being 50 years old. more » Silent Q: Todd Helton has one of the seven highest Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Das this decade. I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere earlier today. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Is a six-game deficit on Aug. 31 similar to a bad OPS, OBP or Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da? John Boehner on Obamacare: "Is a trillion dollars going to be enoug... more » ArkansasFred: Pretty soon, when we see a spike in bad 1960's Batman parodies, xFIP!!! will appear in a jagged word bubble whenever a stripe-shirted crook is kicked ... more » Weed Against Speed: Morrissey? More like Lessissey, amirite? more » MattinglysSideburns: I used to think Morrissey was a credibld journalist, but this mess of an article has perSuedehead me otherwise. more » Hatey McLife: Is a six-game deficit on Aug. 31 similar to a bad OPS, OBP or Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da? Is your writing similar to what Corky could scribble on constructi... more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: I get all of my groceries from Trader Traitor's. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: like that guy that time on The Apprentice who gave up his immunity because he was so confident he would prevail in the boardroom and then got fired fo... more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: If I were sucked out of a commercial airliner at 20,000 feet, I would think: "I should marry that girl." more » Civil Negligence: Morrissey just has to Let it Be. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: You blowing a hole through this "what if" and "just might" logic made me finally come to grips with the fact that I will never, ever lose my virginity. more » Sports-Pun: Rick Morrissey hasn't written anything good since "The Queen Is Dead".. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'm super pumped that Conan decided to use my Ernest Borgnine and Mikhael Gorbachev "If They Mated." more » sir_pantsalot: Did someone put that A-Rod/cigar photo thru some type of time lapse software to see the future A-Rod? more » -
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The Exception That Proves Exactly Nothing
One of our favorite gambits here at FJM is the old "use the exception that proves the rule to yell at someone for not thinking the exception is the rule" gambit. More » -
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Rick Morrissey Uses Dead Baseball Scribe As A Soapbox For Blog Rant
Here's a thoroughly obnoxious column by the Chicago Tribune's Rick Morrissey in which he picks up the corpse of Jerome Holtzman and swings it in the general direction of — what else? — the blogosphere. More » -
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The Jay Mariotti Online Express Could Be Headed Back To Chicago
The Rumor: Jay Mariotti's death wish/dream to return to the Chicagoland newspaper universe is almost complete — he's finally heading to the Chicago Tribune. It's just unfortunate that neither he nor anyone at the paper will talk about it.
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