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more about #chipperjones more comments → Chamomiles Davis: In Mexico this is known as "El Chipper Cab Ride." /no goats were harmed in the making of this pun more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: Where is John Rocker's PR agent when you need some damage control? more » Nickly: " gives them some food and water and immediately calls the border patrol to properly dispose of them. What else is he supposed to do?" Give them free... more » FlakJack: Note to immigrants: Do not wear an antler-like hat when crossing Chipper Jones' ranch. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: It was especially embarrassing that time Andres Galarraga showed up for a surprise visit. It was his own fault for sneaking under the electric fence, ... more » the earl of weaver: People say that it's mean to call the border patrol... Border's patrol? No. But, for Uncle Leo's sake, don't get Brentano's security involved. more » Torgo's Executive Powder: he just gathers them all up in the back of his truck, gives them some food and water and immediately calls the border patrol to properly dispose of th... more » MattinglysSideburns: When asked to best describe the experience of hunting in one phrase, Chipper replied "Ohhhhhhhhh, what a ruuuuuuuuush!!" more » Weed Against Speed: ...but who else are you gonna call? Ray Parker, Jr. has a suggestion. more » ArkansasFred: I'm not gonna spend my whole offseason driving illegals back…" Stop trying to steal Omar Minaya's job! more » MattinglysSideburns: I don't buy Chipper's defence that the body was already there when he bought the ranch from Ugueth Urbina. more » shea_guevara: I assume Chipper told the dead guy to go put his Yankee gear on more » Weed Against Speed: I'm pretty sure you can return a dead illegal immigrant to Home Depot for full credit. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Hey guys, this post should serve as a warning to all of us to make sure we stay well hydrated while we sit in the air conditioning at work and comment... more » UkraineNotWeak: At Chipper's, you're either pregnant or dead. more » -
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Who Needs An Immigration Wall When You Have Chipper Jones?
The Atlanta Braves third baseman is an avid hunter and since his home rests on a tract of land near the Mexican border, he often encounters many of brave illegal immigrants stealthily en route to a better way of life. More » -
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Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
A illegal immigrant was found dead on the Texas property owned by the Larry Jones family. (It's eight miles from the Rio Grande and 124 degrees. Do the math.) Unrelated: The Braves have hired new hitting coach Anton Chigurh. [Journal-Constitution] -
